Quotes from Bob's Burgers

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The best Series Quotes

Bob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.

SarcasmLouise Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.

CowsLouise Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 3
 
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Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.

Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 10
 
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Kissing is like a fight with lips.

KissingLouise Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Listen, you're my children and I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I'd fire all of you if I could.

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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We'll test your meat. If it contains human flesh, anything above the four percent allowable by the FDA, then your restaurant will be closed.

Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Bob: "I can't even satisfy you with my kisses. Sorry, kids."
Gene: "No problem. Thanks for the info."

Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Bob: "He looks like a child molester. Louise, don't serve him. Let Gene bring it."
Gene: "Why do I have to get molested?"
Bob: "Because he's not gonna molest you."
Gene: "Why?"
Bob: "You're heavy."

Fat PeopleBob Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Bob: "There's a line between entertaining and annoying."
Gene: "No! That's a myth."

Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Tina: "My crotch is itchy."
Bob: "Okay. Are you telling me as my daughter or as my grill cook? Because my grill cook would never tell me that."

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Health Inspector: "Is this your parents' place?"
Louise: "Yes, they're down in the basement grinding the meat right now. That's not a euphemism. They're actually grinding the meat."

Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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