The best Quotes by Bobby Axelrod

I’m a good friend but a bad f*cking enemy.

Being a billionaire, when you walk into a room, it's like being a woman with a perfect set of t*ts.

When you do something to put yourself back in charge, remind yourself that you are not less but more powerful for what you’ve come through.

A boy never really becomes a man until he’s buried his father.

You don't try to be loyal. You just are, or you're not.

Hate is nature's most perfect energy source. It's endlessly renewable.

A good matador doesn't try to kill a fresh bull. You wait until he’s been stuck a few times.

Get good at letting go, which is a different kind of freedom.

Your son is the man you made him. Whatever greatness and whatever darkness is in him came from you.

You don't want to be in politics, you want to be beyond politics.

The fact that you can't fully understand that doesn't mean he's wrong. It just means you haven't gone beyond your own limits.

That reminds me of a prayer I said every night as a kid: 'I pray the Lord my soul to keep, and if I die before I wake, I pray that all my toys should break. So my f*cking brother and sister can't play with 'em.'

Slow but surely I come to the conclusion that billionaires aren't invested into the greater good for mankind.

If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.

Hey, if you got a second - stop staring at my boobs!

Back boobs! The visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style... patent pending.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.