I never expected to live this long.
I wasn't the first choice for the role of Danny Tanner. Betty White was. Not true, but there was another actor whom they had shot the pilot with.
I don't like the negative of reality tv - the "you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me." It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.
I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.
I've just never been a person that was political or religiously savvy. Except for the fact that I was born Jewish. That gives me 10 circumcision jokes.
I've taken Midol before. My daughters find that hilarious. I had a headache and cramps, and there were no other pain relievers with caffeine in the house.
Now I've literally become neighborhood watch. I call 911 on people. I'm the old man driving 25-miles-per-hour down Sunset.
As soon as I go into a dark subject, like discussing the people I've loved and lost, I off-road into absurdist comedy perversion. It's both a means of protection and a kind of denial, a blessing and a curse. Wait, it's not a blessing at all. I guess it would be a bad habit and a curse.
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I was one of the first women producers in Hollywood.
I'm in the acting business. That's the ego business.
I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.
The audience today has heard every joke. They know every plot. They know where you're going before you even start. That's a tough audience to surprise, and a tough audience to write for. It's much more competitive now, because the audience is so much more - I want to say 'sophisticated.'
Stop that! I'm your boss...- uhm: husband!
Louis de Funès - Der Querkopf
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
I don't know what acting is, but I enjoy it.
My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.
I came out of my mum's stomach going, "I want to be an actor!"
If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?
Sometimes it takes only one act of kindness and caring to change a person's life.
One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.
I only drink with people I like. When meeting people I don't like, I drink right before.
I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.
Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.
I dream of a day where I walk down the street and hear people talk about Morality, Sustainibility and Philoshophy instead of the Kardashians.
I never thought I'd see in my life a black candidate running for President.
Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.
You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see. But you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second.
I'm a doer, and whether it was the tsunami in Sri Lanka or the earthquake in Indonesia, I was always saying, "I should be there; I should be helping out."
As you go through the grind and the distraction of a career, it's easy to lose sight of your dreams.
If I love you, I show you I love you every day. Little things, big things.
Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
The legacy of these movies is that my children's generation will show them to their children. So, you could be watching them in 50 years' time, easy. I'll not be here sadly, but Hagrid will.
My kids love it. I thought I was the coolest dad in the world when I got to be in a Bond film, but "Harry Potter", too?
Robbie Coltrane (as actor of Rubeus Hagrid)
If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.
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