The best Quotes by Bob Saget

The best Quotes by Bob Saget

Robert Lane Saget was an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host.

I never expected to live this long.

I wasn't the first choice for the role of Danny Tanner. Betty White was. Not true, but there was another actor whom they had shot the pilot with.

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the "you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me." It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.

I've just never been a person that was political or religiously savvy. Except for the fact that I was born Jewish. That gives me 10 circumcision jokes.

I've taken Midol before. My daughters find that hilarious. I had a headache and cramps, and there were no other pain relievers with caffeine in the house.

Now I've literally become neighborhood watch. I call 911 on people. I'm the old man driving 25-miles-per-hour down Sunset.

As soon as I go into a dark subject, like discussing the people I've loved and lost, I off-road into absurdist comedy perversion. It's both a means of protection and a kind of denial, a blessing and a curse. Wait, it's not a blessing at all. I guess it would be a bad habit and a curse.

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Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

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The audience today has heard every joke. They know every plot. They know where you're going before you even start. That's a tough audience to surprise, and a tough audience to write for. It's much more competitive now, because the audience is so much more - I want to say 'sophisticated.'

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For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

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Stop that! I'm your boss...- uhm: husband!

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It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

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What gets scary is when your self-worth is tied up in what strangers think of you.

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Self-Confidence

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

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1

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

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My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

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Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

I don't know what acting is, but I enjoy it.

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My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

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I came out of my mum's stomach going, "I want to be an actor!"

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We think too much and feel too little.

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14

Thinking Feelings & Emotions

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.

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If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

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Sometimes it takes only one act of kindness and caring to change a person's life.

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One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

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Failures & Mistakes

I only drink with people I like. When meeting people I don't like, I drink right before.

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I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

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Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.

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I dream of a day where I walk down the street and hear people talk about Morality, Sustainibility and Philoshophy instead of the Kardashians.

Keanu Reeves

1

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Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.

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3

Relationships Falling in love

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

Vanity is my favourite sin.

I never thought I'd see in my life a black candidate running for President.

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Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.

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You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see. But you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.

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Heart Feelings & Emotions Seeing

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

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I'm a doer, and whether it was the tsunami in Sri Lanka or the earthquake in Indonesia, I was always saying, "I should be there; I should be helping out."

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As you go through the grind and the distraction of a career, it's easy to lose sight of your dreams.

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3

Dreaming Career

If I love you, I show you I love you every day. Little things, big things.

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The single most powerful thing I can be is to be myself.

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Character Self-Confidence

Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.

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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

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The legacy of these movies is that my children's generation will show them to their children. So, you could be watching them in 50 years' time, easy. I'll not be here sadly, but Hagrid will.

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1

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My kids love it. I thought I was the coolest dad in the world when I got to be in a Bond film, but "Harry Potter", too?

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Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

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