The best Quotes by Bob Pinciotti

The best Quotes by Bob Pinciotti

I brought you some fresh Florida oranges. I used 'em as a pillow on the plane. So if you find any curly hairs in there, that's me.
That '90s Show - Season 1

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Eric: "Oh, you're getting in that car or my foot is getting in your ass!"
Red: "I have never been prouder. It's like watching you hit your first home run... if you had ever done that."
Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1
I guess I have done some crazy things. One time at the beach, a seagull stole my sandwich, and, under my breath, I called her "b*tch".
Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1
I'm sorry, babe, but you're both important to me. But Jay's had my back for the past twelve years, and you've had my front for the last six months. I can't choose.
Nate Runck in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1
Ah, teenagers! I feel for you, son. But, on the other hand - payback's a b*tch!
Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1
Eric: "Are her parents home?"
Leia: "No, but her older brother is."
Kitty: "Honey, you're really not helping your case."
Kitty Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1
Gwen: "Sorry. I love making people feel uncomfortable."
Leia: "You're really good at it."
Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1
Eric: "Know what the worst part is? I should be treasuring time with Leia. Instead, I mean, I can't wait for it to end."
Kitty: "Oh, sweetie. It ends when you die."
Kitty Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1
Eric: "I'm an adjunct professor now, which means I got a permanent parking space... for my bicycle. That's what happens when your course is super popular, Dad."
Red: "'The Religion of Star Wars'? This country's gonna lose the next war."
Eric: "Not if it's an intergalactic battle between good and evil."
Eric Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1
Why, I bet you're a holy terror on the basketball court. I hear you got your mom's jump shot and your dad's... last name.
Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1
Nate: "This whiny v*gina music is bumming me out!"
Gwen: "Me and my new friend are gonna start a band and call it Whiny V*gina."
Nate: "I'm gonna start a band and call it That's Stupid."
Nate Runck in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1
Master Yoda was a puppet from a fake world with some guy's hand up his butt.
Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1
Red: "It's gonna be a long day."
Bob: "Hey there, hi there, ho there!"
Red: "Aaand it just got longer."
That is a great idea. Because when you stand behind your kids, it's easier... to put your foot in their a-s.
Kitty: "I have to make a shopping list. The kids are gonna want snacks."
Red: "Don't feed them, Kitty! That's how it started the first time."
If they go in my room, my foot goes in their a-s!
Red: "Get out!"
Kitty: "We never lock the sliding door."
Red: "We do now."
I'm a pretty big deal in Debate Club. That's not up for debate! ...Yeah, I'm not popular.
Red: "Lights on, shirts on, and no dancing!"
Leia: "No dancing. You're like the guy from Footloose."
I'm going to get Fritos, Tostitos, Doritos... all the "itos". I am back, baby!
I love having the house full again. It just fills me with joy.
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
John Oliver in Last Week Tonight - Boeing

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