Quote by Bob Newhart (about Children & Childhood, Birthday, Age)

Quote by Bob Newhart (about Children & Childhood, Birthday, Age)

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

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Children & Childhood Birthday Age

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