Quotes by Bob Kelso (Scrubs)

Quotes by Bob Kelso (Scrubs)
Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 20

Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 13

Elliot: 'I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!'
Dr. Kelso: 'I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live.'

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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 7

Dr. Cox: 'You going there, chief?'
Bob Kelso: 'No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home.'

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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 6

Dr. Kelso: 'Next time, if you're not here in 30 minutes, I expect a free dead body or some garlic knots.'
Turk: 'Dr Kelso, that's extremely insensitive.'
Dr. Kelso: 'I don't think so. Miss Parker, you care to weigh in? Nope, she's fine with it. She knows a thing or two. Except, of course, that a yellow light means to slow down.'

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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 19

Well, that, and a little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland. And by medical boondoggle I mean golf-weekend. And by Cleveland I mean Hawaii. Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport. And by bus I mean helicopter.

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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 10

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.

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