The best Quotes by Bob Hope

The best Quotes by Bob Hope

Leslie Townes "Bob" Hope (May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003) was an American comedian, actor, entertainer, and producer with a career that spanned nearly 80 years and achievements in burlesque, network radio, television, and USO Tours. He appeared in more than 70 short and feature films, starring in 54. These included a series of seven Road to ... musical comedy films with long-time friend Bing Crosby as his partner.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Laughing & Smile

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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Birthday Candles

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Quotes about Bob Hope

Heros of mine would be... Bob Hope. Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words.

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Abraham Lincoln Bono

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on.

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Your story is so sweet. You didn't even kiss 'til the third date. By our third date, I hit more bases than Bob Hope on a USO tour.

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