Quotes by Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.