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Gene: "Why do I have to get molested?"
Bob: "Because he's not gonna molest you."
Gene: "Why?"
Bob: "You're heavy."
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Bob: "Okay. Are you telling me as my daughter or as my grill cook? Because my grill cook would never tell me that."
Bob: "Okay. Are you telling me as my daughter or as my grill cook? Because my grill cook would never tell me that."
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