Quotes by Bob Belcher

Bob Belcher is a character from Bob's Burgers

The best Series Quotes

Bob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Listen, you're my children and I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I'd fire all of you if I could.

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Bob: "He looks like a child molester. Louise, don't serve him. Let Gene bring it."
Gene: "Why do I have to get molested?"
Bob: "Because he's not gonna molest you."
Gene: "Why?"
Bob: "You're heavy."

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Tina: "My crotch is itchy."
Bob: "Okay. Are you telling me as my daughter or as my grill cook? Because my grill cook would never tell me that."

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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