"There's no easy way to say this. Seven more Blockbusters closed. You're the last one on Earth."
"I don't love the pattern that's starting to emer...- hello?"
Sorry if I haven't seemed stoked to be suddenly working the same job I had in high school so I can afford the studio apartment I had to rent because I caught my husband Aaron on a date with a 25-year-old also named Erin.Blockbuster, Season 1
"That was the saddest thing I've ever said."
"Saddest thing I've ever said is, 'One ticket for Space Jam 2.'"
"I've worked here since the seventh grade."
"That is not the flex you think it is."
"Just act like one of your favorite bosses from a movie."
"Like Boss Baby or Devil's Advocate?"
"One of those is a baby and one is Satan."
"Look at the heights they reach despite their circumstances."
"How will I be the next Tarantino if I don't work in a video store?"
"Yeah, that's what's holding you back."
I put everything I had into this store. It's the only place that's felt like home.Blockbuster, Season 1