Quotes and Voice-Lines by Blitzcrank the Great Steam Golem

I put the "go" in golem. That was humor, other golems find that to be appropriately funny.

All will bow before the rightful overlords of the galaxy... cats!

Crank: "All will tremble before Blitzcrank..."
Blitz: "...and give us ear scratchies!"

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Quake in fear, fleshling!

Eight lives short, Lux!

The time of man has come to an end.

A rolling golem gathers no rust.

Fired up and ready to serve.

Join us, Samira. Cats are more stylish than your... current companions.

You are unworthy to pet us.

Metal is harder than flesh.

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Love is not so easily dissuaded.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Wear a mask long enough, and you forget the face beneath.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

Rhaast: "With the Ora you wield, we could destroy everything!"
Kayn: "With all the stupid things you say, we could fill a library."

The only true death is to never live.

Wolf: "I see water!"
Lamb: "They are called tears."

What's in my violin case? Violence.

I accidentally did that on purpose.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

The only thing the sun's good for is what it does to milk.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

Every smile is just a frown waiting to be turned upside down.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

What is truth, but a survivor's story?

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

Fools fear death, the strong wield it.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

How many times must I die before I learn to live?

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Captains told me to kill fish, fish told me to kill captains, makes sense.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Ugh, hey anyone know whose teeth are stuck in my knuckles?

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Me, miss? Not by a long shot!

Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.

There's no I in team, but there is one in Darius.

You know, you couldn't have shadows without light.

Home is where the spark is.

The key to immortality? Not dying!

A true master is an eternal student.

The meaning of life is that it stops.

Just because you are beneath my notice doesn't mean I can't see you.

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.