The best Quotes by Billy Crystal

The best Quotes by Billy Crystal

William Edward Crystal (born March 14, 1948) is an American actor, comedian, and filmmaker. Crystal is known as a standup comedian, and for his film and stage roles.

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

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I still don't love the darkness, though I've learned to smile in it a little bit, now and then.

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Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

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That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

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Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

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Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favor.

Mike Glotzkowski in Monsters, Inc

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You're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it!

Mike Glotzkowski in Monsters, Inc

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I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Harry in When Harry Met Sally...

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Love declerations

You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.

Sally in When Harry Met Sally...

There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.

Harry in When Harry Met Sally...

It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.

Harry in When Harry Met Sally...

All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.

Marie in When Harry Met Sally...

When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends.

Harry in When Harry Met Sally...

What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.

Harry in When Harry Met Sally...

You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death.

Sally in When Harry Met Sally...

If you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all.

Thumper in Bambi

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Everybody falls down. Getting back up is how you learn to walk.

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The colder the winter,
the warmer the spring.
The deeper the sorrow,
the more our hearts sing.

Bambi - II

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Life is all about perspective.

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Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. For example, you're walking along minding your own business, you're looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when all of the sudden, you run smack into a pretty face. You begin to get weak in the knees, your head's in a whirl! And then you feel light as feather, and before you know it you're walking on air! And then you know what? You're knocked for a loop! And you completely lose your head!

Friend Owl in Bambi

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Eating greens is a special treat. It makes long ears and great big feet.

Thumper in Bambi

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I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.

Seth MacFarlane

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I want to let you know that there is a definitive blueprint that you can follow to achieve success, prosperity, longevity and peace of mind. I've followed it my whole career. It's very simple, just do these three things: pay your taxes, mind your business and keep Will Smith's wife's name out of your f*cking mouth!

Eddie Murphy - January 2023

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