The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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Glasgow is a great city.
One of the attributes Glasgow is best known for all over the world is the friendliness of her people.
I loved going surfing down on Venice Beach. I'd go out with a board under my arm and think, "I can't do that in Cranhill."
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Glasgow - which is kinda the same.
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.
Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Brexit II
1Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"
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1Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.
Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
1I've learned from Palpatine. I show you the stone in my hand, you miss the knife at your throat.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars: Andor - Season 1 Episode 7
The right word cuts more deeply than a knife.
Cady: "Yeah, I like math."
Damian: "Eww. Why?"
Cady: "Because it's the same in every country."
Damian: "Eww. Why?"
Cady: "Because it's the same in every country."
Cady Heron in Mean Girls
The wheel allowed people to travel around, trading things. But first, they needed to count how many things they owned. And that led to the tragic invention of maths.
Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Earth - Episode 1
Remember those teachers from the 90s who told you that you wouldn't always have a calculator in your pocket in the future? I'd love to smack my smartphone into his face today!
But fame is a strange thing. Some men gain glory after they die, while others fade. What is admired in one generation is abhorred in another.
There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.
Grüner Kobold in Spider-Man
2Show business is like champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it every day.
If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?
I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.
Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.
Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2
1I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.
A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.
Lucy, every marriage is a dance; complicated at times, lovely at times, most the time very uneventful. But with Mickey, there will be times when your dance will be on broken glass. There will be pain. And you will either flee that pain or hold tighter and dance through it to the next smooth place.
If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.
Donald Tusk (about German soldiers helping with floodings in Poland) - September 2024
I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I'm voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.
Taylor Swift - September 2024