Quotes by Billy Connolly

Sir William Connolly, CBE is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. He is sometimes known, especially in his homeland, by the nickname "The Big Yin".

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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

GlasgowBilly Connolly

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

ReligionBilly Connolly

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

Switzerland, KnifesBilly Connolly

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

MathematicsBilly Connolly

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

FameBilly Connolly

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

ScotlandBilly Connolly

I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

Los AngelesBilly Connolly

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

MarriageBilly Connolly