Quotes by Billy Connolly

Sir William Connolly, CBE is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. He is sometimes known, especially in his homeland, by the nickname "The Big Yin".

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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

ReligionBilly Connolly
 
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

SwitzerlandBilly Connolly
 
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

MathematicsBilly Connolly
 
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

GlasgowBilly Connolly
 
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Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

FameBilly Connolly
 
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

ScotlandBilly Connolly
 
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I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

Los AngelesBilly Connolly
 
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

MarriageBilly Connolly
 
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