Quotes by Billy Connolly

Sir William Connolly, CBE is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. He is sometimes known, especially in his homeland, by the nickname "The Big Yin".

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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

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Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

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I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

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