The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
GlasgowBilly Connolly1
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
Switzerland, KnifesBilly ConnollyComment
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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