The best Quotes by Billy Burns

The best Quotes by Billy Burns

Being single's an attitude. The minute you are desperate for a relationship, never gonna find one.
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Play hard to get if you want to get him hard again.
Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1

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Michael: "Come on. I mean, 50? 50 is so young."
Colin: "People only use '50' and 'so young' in the same sentence at a funeral."
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I prepped your birthday breakfast, but my showing got moved up by an hour, so you'll have to finish without me for the second time today.
Michael Lawson in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
I don't wanna f*ck it up because one of us didn't prepare for the slim possibility of New York City traffic!
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Michael: "We got robbed. The housekeeper said they took clothes and wine. And what else? A Sonos speaker and Hermès towels that are too nice to actually use."
Suzanne: "Sounds like somebody's havin' a gay yard sale."
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Michael: "I walked into this club. I saw Colin, and I thought...-"
Suzanne: "He's the one!"
Michael: "No, I thought, 'How can I find a way to rub on his ass and look like I'm just dancing?'"
Michael Lawson in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
That is just the cherry on the shit parfait that is my life lately. I went out with that guy I met on Hinge. Suffice it to say, they should rename that app "Unhinged". The psycho ba-tard told me I would be so hot if I lost ten pounds, but I could sit on his face anyway.
Suzanne Prentiss in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
The man leaves you cold, and you buy him a present? What's in there? Brass knuckles to punch you in the face with?
Stanley James in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
I remember Hell's Kitchen when you couldn't walk west of Ninth Avenue without getting knifed. Now it's Chelsea with better gays.
Stanley James in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
Trust me, you do not wanna be gay and single in this town. At our age, you're invisible.
Stanley James in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
Three vodka sodas, please! What do you guys want?
Do you have any idea what it's like to be single again for a gay man at my age?
Michael: "Hey, birthday boy! Gosh, the tension in your shoulders is off the charts. What's going on?"
Colin: "I took my clothes and some things, and I moved out."
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Oh, men. Do we love 'em for the d-ck or the date?
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God, why are you jumping up at me like that the second I walk in the door? Gives me flashbacks to when I had to raise my children.
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Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
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It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 1
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"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.
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In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13
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Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.
Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 10
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They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
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