The best Quotes by Bill Owen

The best Quotes by Bill Owen

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10
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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.
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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
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In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
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A quart of ale is a dish for a king.
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Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".
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Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer!
I hate wine. I like beer!
"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.
I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many beers should I be drinking today again?
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Fing champagne - where's the beer?
Ander Muñoz in Élite - Season 1 Episode 1
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
I have respect for beer.
The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling "beer".
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - World Cup Excitement
He is a wise man who invented beer.
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.
Beer is the answer - no matter what the question is.
You know, not only am I campaigning, but I'm running the world.
Joe Biden - Juli 2024
I just want to show them that I can play and I belong here. A lot of people don't think I should be here and I'm just here to prove that I do.
Bronny James - April 2023
I was born into it, so I feel like the path was already chosen. But my dad is cool enough to let me take whatever path I want if I wanted to not pursue basketball. But I think basketball is going to be my thing, for sure.
Bronny James - August 2022
It has been discovered that LeBron James is sleeping with his newest teammate's mom.
Juni 2024
My last year will be played with my son. Wherever Bronny's at, that's where I'll be. I would do whatever it takes to play with my son for one year. It's not about the money at that point.
LeBron James - February 2022
Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54%! In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose every second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.
Roger Federer - Juni 2024
We've had a lot of away games in the Champions League this season where we've heard the fans. When I think of the game in Newcastle, where you can hear our fans the whole time, even though it was said beforehand that Newcastle is the loudest stadium in England – that's really saying something. We are looking forward to our fans, they will deliver again in Paris.
I felt like a child amongst all the established players. First of all I had to prove myself in training and earn respect and over several months show what I was capable of.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021
Recently, on my 18th birthday, my mother showed me a note from my time at primary school. We had to write down what we wanted to be. The only thing I'd written was: football player. I really did always want that and started early on to kick everything I came across: balloons, balls and anything else lying around the house. There was a lot flying about at our place.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021
Your mom's so fat, even in Minecraft she appears round.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

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