The best Quotes by Bill Owen

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

A quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".

Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer!

I hate wine. I like beer!

"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many beers should I be drinking today again?

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Fing champagne - where's the beer?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

I have respect for beer.

The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling "beer".

He is a wise man who invented beer.

Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

Beer is the answer - no matter what the question is.

If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.

I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I'm voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.

Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that.

It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.

I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.

I don't think you understand how Australians work. Once we get a hold of a good quality meme, we drive it into the ground until we die. We're all still dropping the old "I pulled a Bradbury" and that happened over 20 years ago.

I really appreciate the positivity and I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into your lives. That's what I hoped. I didn't realise that would also open the door to so much hate which has, frankly, been pretty devastating.

Don't be afraid to be different, go out there and represent yourself, you never know where that's gonna take you.

Since the day I announced my candidacy, I set out to find a partner who can help unite our nation and move us forward—a fighter for the middle class and patriot who believes in the promise of America. I am here today because I found such a leader: Governor Tim Walz.

Thank you, Kamala Harris, for the trust that you've placed in me. And maybe more so, thank you for bringing back the joy. I couldn't be prouder to be on this ticket - and to help make you the next President of the United States.

While Walz pretends to support Americans in the Heartland, when the cameras are off, he believes that rural America is "mostly cows and rocks". Walz is obsessed with spreading California's dangerously liberal agenda far and wide.

While it's not very Minnesotan to brag, I've got to brag on our state a little here: We were just ranked #1 in the country for health care.

If giving tax breaks to millionaires created jobs or grew our economy, I would be in favor of them, but they are the same failed policies of the past that just don't work.

I feel like I've got feet firmly in different camps. Between the right of gun ownership and public safety.

You have to understand what caused genocide to happen. Or it will happen again.

My first mission is to take care of our troops. I take that mission very personally.