Quote by Bill Murray (about Life)

Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!

Bill Murray

Life

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I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

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Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"

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Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

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No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.

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The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.

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Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.

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Remember mad-cow-disease? Well, mad-cow-disease became mad-person-disease, which became mad-zombie-disease. It's a fast acting virus which left you angry, crazy, and with a strong case of the munches.

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Rule number one for surviving Zombieland: Cardio. When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.

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Little Rock: "Who's Bill Murray?"
Tallahassee: "I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is."
Little Rock: "Who's Gandhi?"

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It's amazing how quickly things can go from 'bad' to 'total shitstorm'.

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My mother always told me, 'someday you'll be good at somethin'.' Who'd have guessed that 'somethin'' would be 'zombie killin''?

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Tallahassee: "Out west, we hear it's back east. Back east, they hear it's out west. It's all just nonsense. You know, you're like a penguin on the North Pole who hears the South Pole is really nice this time of the year."
Columbus: "There are no penguins on the North Pole."
Tallahassee: "You wanna feel how hard I can punch?"

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Columbus: "You should actually, limber up."
Tallahassee: "I don't believe in it. You ever seen a lion limber up before taking down a gazelle?"

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The Death Chill. The power to kill by fear itself. Your veins turn to rivers of ice. Your bones crack and the last thing you see is your own tear ducts freezing up.

Dr. Raymond "Ray" Stantz in Ghostbusters - Frozen Empire

Call it fate, call it luck, call it karma. I believe that everything happens for a reason.

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Karma

Honestly, my mom won’t say it, but we’re completely broke. And the only thing that’s left in our name is this creepy old farmhouse my grandfather left us in the middle of nowhere.

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Ray, when some asks you if you're a god, you say 'yes'!

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We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

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Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results!

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College

Peter Venkman: "Have you or any of your family ever been diagnosed Schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?"
Librarian: "My uncle thought he was St. Jerome."
Peter Venkman: "I'd call that a big yes."

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St. Jerome

You can build a prison of stone and steel, but you merely present the prisoner with a challenge. Any truly determined man will find a way out, but love. Love is the perfect prison. Inescapable.

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Prisons

Time and distance, they afford a certain clarity. I realized that this city was a part of me, that it was in my blood. And I would do anything to make it a better place for people like you.

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Wilson Fisk: "Take what's left of him and send it to his brother."
James Wesley: "It'll start a war."
Wilson Fisk: "I'm counting on it."

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Wilson Fisk: "The Ranskahovs are no longer a part of our organization.
Leland Owlsley: "Since when?
Wilson Fisk: "Since I removed Anatoly's head with my car door."

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That's what makes you dangerous. It's not the mask. It's not the skills. It's your ideology. The lone man who thinks he can make a difference. I'm glad we could talk. I respect your conviction even if it runs counter with my own.

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We must resist those who would have us live in fear. My name is Wilson Fisk. And together, we can make this city a better place.

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I've spent much of my life alone. And for many years, I pretended that this was the source of my strength. I told myself I had free will. And in that time, I achieved a great deal. But I was not fulfilled. I was longing for a connection that I could imagine but I could not achieve. Searching and not finding.

Kingpin in Daredevil - Season 3 Episode 6

Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois?
Because that's where the Chica go.

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They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Illinois - and that's pretty much the same thing.

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Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

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Life Pain Hurting Falling down

Kim Jong-un is very isolated in his own country. He's the only obese person in North Korea.

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One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

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To never be sick can't be healthy.

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A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

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Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.

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This is the end of Wladimir Putin.

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People say that money changes people. It really doesn't. Money don't change people. Money allows you to be more of who you really are. If you're a kind person when you get a lot of money, you become a kinder person. If you're an a-shole when you get a lot of money, you become a big a-shole. When you see rich people acting like a-sholes it's 'cause they've always been one.

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Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

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Gossip & Rumors

Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.

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Spotify

Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.

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The last person that was excited about a check with Donald Trump's name on it was Stormy Daniels.

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