Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!LifeBill Murray
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.Taxes, Ice CreamBill Murray
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.DogsBill Murray
Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"
Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.Bill Murray
No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.Solitude & Being AloneBill Murray
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.Bill Murray
Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.Space Jam, by Bill Murray