The best Quotes by Bill Murray

No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.

Solitude & Loneliness

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.

Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.

Space Jam

Quotes about Bill Murray

Little Rock: "Who's Bill Murray?"
Tallahassee: "I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is."
Little Rock: "Who's Gandhi?"

Little Rock in Zombieland

Mahatma Gandhi

Bill f*cking Murray! I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours.

Tallahassee in Zombieland

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Remember mad-cow-disease? Well, mad-cow-disease became mad-person-disease, which became mad-zombie-disease. It's a fast acting virus which left you angry, crazy, and with a strong case of the munches.

Columbus in Zombieland

Rule number one for surviving Zombieland: Cardio. When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.

Columbus in Zombieland

Fat People

It's amazing how quickly things can go from 'bad' to 'total shitstorm'.

Columbus in Zombieland

My mother always told me, 'someday you'll be good at somethin'.' Who'd have guessed that 'somethin'' would be 'zombie killin''?

Tallahassee in Zombieland

Tallahassee: "Out west, we hear it's back east. Back east, they hear it's out west. It's all just nonsense. You know, you're like a penguin on the North Pole who hears the South Pole is really nice this time of the year."
Columbus: "There are no penguins on the North Pole."
Tallahassee: "You wanna feel how hard I can punch?"

Tallahassee in Zombieland

Columbus: "You should actually, limber up."
Tallahassee: "I don't believe in it. You ever seen a lion limber up before taking down a gazelle?"

Tallahassee in Zombieland

Lions

You are like a giant c*ck blocking robot, like developed in a secret f*cking government lab.

Columbus in Zombieland

You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.

Columbus in Zombieland

Let me begin my three-part apology by saying you're a wonderful human being.

Columbus in Zombieland

The Death Chill. The power to kill by fear itself. Your veins turn to rivers of ice. Your bones crack and the last thing you see is your own tear ducts freezing up.

Dr. Raymond "Ray" Stantz in Ghostbusters - Frozen Empire

Call it fate, call it luck, call it karma. I believe that everything happens for a reason.

Mr. Grooberson in Ghostbusters - 3: Legacy

Karma

Honestly, my mom won’t say it, but we’re completely broke. And the only thing that’s left in our name is this creepy old farmhouse my grandfather left us in the middle of nowhere.

Trevor in Ghostbusters - 3: Legacy

Ray, when some asks you if you're a god, you say 'yes'!

Winston Zeddmore in Ghostbusters

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Dr. Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters

Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results!

Dr. Raymond Stantz in Ghostbusters

College

You can build a prison of stone and steel, but you merely present the prisoner with a challenge. Any truly determined man will find a way out, but love. Love is the perfect prison. Inescapable.

Kingpin in Daredevil - Season 2 Episode 3

Prisons

Time and distance, they afford a certain clarity. I realized that this city was a part of me, that it was in my blood. And I would do anything to make it a better place for people like you.

Kingpin in Daredevil - Season 1 Episode 4

Wilson Fisk: "Take what's left of him and send it to his brother."
James Wesley: "It'll start a war."
Wilson Fisk: "I'm counting on it."

Kingpin in Daredevil - Season 1 Episode 4

Wilson Fisk: "The Ranskahovs are no longer a part of our organization.
Leland Owlsley: "Since when?
Wilson Fisk: "Since I removed Anatoly's head with my car door."

Kingpin in Daredevil - Season 1 Episode 5

That's what makes you dangerous. It's not the mask. It's not the skills. It's your ideology. The lone man who thinks he can make a difference. I'm glad we could talk. I respect your conviction even if it runs counter with my own.

Kingpin in Daredevil - Season 1 Episode 6

We must resist those who would have us live in fear. My name is Wilson Fisk. And together, we can make this city a better place.

Kingpin in Daredevil - Season 1 Episode 8

Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois?
Because that's where the Chica go.

Chicago Illinois

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Illinois - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Illinois

Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."

Bugs Bunny in Space Jam

Michael Jordan

Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"

Daffy Duck in Space Jam

Standing at three-foot-three, four-foot if you count the ears, is... Bugs Bunny!

Announcer in Space Jam

Bugs Bunny

I think it's just God disguised as Michael Jordan.

Larry Bird in The Last Dance

Michael Jordan Chicago Bulls

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds.

Larry Bird

Basketball Motivation

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Mahatma Gandhi

Self-Confidence

Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

Pain / Nagato in Naruto

Life Pain Hurting Falling down

If giving tax breaks to millionaires created jobs or grew our economy, I would be in favor of them, but they are the same failed policies of the past that just don't work.

Tim Walz

Taxes

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 5 Episode 1

Sex Ice Cream

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Marley & Me

Animals Dogs

Basketball isn't just a sport. It is an art, one that must be mastered to succeed.

Stephen Curry

Basketball Golden State Warriors

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

Charles Bukowski

Solitude & Loneliness

Kim Jong-un is very isolated in his own country. He's the only obese person in North Korea.

Olaf Schubert in heute-show - heute-show vom 08.09.2017

Kim Jong Un North Korea

One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

Felix Lobrecht

Berlin Munich Oktoberfest

To never be sick can't be healthy.

Karl Valentin

Illness & Sickness

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

Ricky Gervais

Atheism Santa Claus Hölle

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