Quotes by Bill Murray

Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.

Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.