Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"
Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.
No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.
Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.
Quotes about Bill Murray
Little Rock: "Who's Bill Murray?"
Tallahassee: "I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is."
Little Rock: "Who's Gandhi?"
Tallahassee: "I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is."
Little Rock: "Who's Gandhi?"
Little Rock in Zombieland
Bill f*cking Murray! I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours.
Tallahassee in Zombieland
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