The best Quotes by Bill Murray

The best Quotes by Bill Murray

William James Murray (born September 21, 1950) is an American actor and comedian, known for his deadpan delivery in roles ranging from studio comedies to independent dramas. He established his stardom acting in a string of successful comedy films such as Meatballs (1979), Caddyshack (1980), Stripes (1981), Ghostbusters (1984), What About Bob? (1991), and Groundhog Day (1993). He also took on supporting roles in Tootsie (1982), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Ed Wood (1994), Kingpin (1996), and Osmosis Jones (2001).

Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"
Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.
No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.
Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.

Quotes about Bill Murray

Little Rock: "Who's Bill Murray?"
Tallahassee: "I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is."
Little Rock: "Who's Gandhi?"
Little Rock in Zombieland
Bill f*cking Murray! I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours.
Tallahassee in Zombieland

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Rule number one for surviving Zombieland: Cardio. When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.
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It's amazing how quickly things can go from 'bad' to 'total shitstorm'.
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My mother always told me, 'someday you'll be good at somethin'.' Who'd have guessed that 'somethin'' would be 'zombie killin''?
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Columbus: "There are no penguins on the North Pole."
Tallahassee: "You wanna feel how hard I can punch?"
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Columbus: "You should actually, limber up."
Tallahassee: "I don't believe in it. You ever seen a lion limber up before taking down a gazelle?"
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You are like a giant c*ck blocking robot, like developed in a secret f*cking government lab.
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You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
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Let me begin my three-part apology by saying you're a wonderful human being.
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The Death Chill. The power to kill by fear itself. Your veins turn to rivers of ice. Your bones crack and the last thing you see is your own tear ducts freezing up.
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Call it fate, call it luck, call it karma. I believe that everything happens for a reason.
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Honestly, my mom won’t say it, but we’re completely broke. And the only thing that’s left in our name is this creepy old farmhouse my grandfather left us in the middle of nowhere.
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Ray, when some asks you if you're a god, you say 'yes'!
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We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
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Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results!
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You can build a prison of stone and steel, but you merely present the prisoner with a challenge. Any truly determined man will find a way out, but love. Love is the perfect prison. Inescapable.
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Time and distance, they afford a certain clarity. I realized that this city was a part of me, that it was in my blood. And I would do anything to make it a better place for people like you.
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Wilson Fisk: "Take what's left of him and send it to his brother."
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Wilson Fisk: "I'm counting on it."
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Leland Owlsley: "Since when?
Wilson Fisk: "Since I removed Anatoly's head with my car door."
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That's what makes you dangerous. It's not the mask. It's not the skills. It's your ideology. The lone man who thinks he can make a difference. I'm glad we could talk. I respect your conviction even if it runs counter with my own.
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We must resist those who would have us live in fear. My name is Wilson Fisk. And together, we can make this city a better place.
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Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois?
Because that's where the Chica go.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Illinois - and that's pretty much the same thing.
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Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."
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Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"
Standing at three-foot-three, four-foot if you count the ears, is... Bugs Bunny!
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I think it's just God disguised as Michael Jordan.
Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.
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A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?
Basketball isn't just a sport. It is an art, one that must be mastered to succeed.
Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.
Kim Jong-un is very isolated in his own country. He's the only obese person in North Korea.
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