Quotes by Bill Maher

Bill Maher belongs to the following category: Comedy

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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Facebook, Fat PeopleBill Maher
 
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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

SexBill Maher
 
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

September 11thBill Maher
 
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

PatriotismBill Maher
 
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Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

GodBill Maher
 
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Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.

ReligionBill Maher
 
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

ReligionBill Maher
 
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Men & WomenBill Maher
 
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

MurderBill Maher
 
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

SuicideBill Maher
 
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The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.

SnowboardingBill Maher
 
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