The best Quotes from Bill & Ted

"When your wives suggested couple's therapy, do you think that this is what they had in mind?"
"Definitely! I mean, we're a couple of couples, right?"

We've spent our whole life trying to write the song that will unite the world. Why can't we just go to the future when we have written it?

Bill: "Be excellent to each other..."
Ted: "...and party on, dudes!"

The best place to be is here. The best time to be is now. And all's we can say is... let's rock!

Be excellent to each other!

"The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing."
"That’s us, dude!"

Colonel Oates: "Get down and give me infinity."
Dead Bill: "There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups."
Dead Ted: "Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style."

You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.

"If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?"
"69, dudes!"

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude".

Bill: "If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection."
Ted: "But dude, we are already dead."
Bill: "Oh. Well then they're yours, dude."

Bill: "It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269."
Ted: "Please welcome the very excellent barbarian..."
Bill & Ted: "Mr. Genghis Khan!"
Ted: "This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."

Hi. Welcome to the future: San Dimas, California — 2688. And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt is clean! Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down, and we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great, but it almost wasn't. You see, seven hundred years ago, the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two along the correct path, the basis of our society will be endangered. Ah, but don't worry: it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.

President Trump is a failed leader. He will go down in history as the worst president ever.

Marihuana? That's not a drug, it's a plant.

Just remember, you can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

That's what divides one from a champion and one from not being a champion. If you can go through this pain barrier, you make it to be a champion, if you can´t go through, forget it.

Hate burns fast and bright, and it might make you feel empowered for a while, but eventually it consumes whatever vessel it fuels.

To me, the pump kind of feels like having sex with a beautiful woman and coming. You know? It just feels fantastic. I am coming all the time, you know! Whether I am at the gym or at home. It's great!

The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is... The Pump.

It's easier to just throw around some bogus science claiming that you are superior to someone else than it is to actually work on becoming better yourself. It's easier to make excuses that the Jewish people conspired to hold you back than it is to admit that you just needed to work harder. It's easier to hate than it is to learn.

I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento I will pump up Sacramento.

The mob did not just shatter the windows of the Capitol. They shattered the ideas we took for granted. They did not just break down the doors of the building that housed American democracy, they trampled the very principles on which our country was founded.

The more you temper a sword, the stronger it becomes.

The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.

If you work hard and play by the rules, this country is truly open to you. You can achieve anything.

The future is green energy, sustainability, renewable energy.

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

For me life is continuously being hungry. The meaning of life is not simply to exist, to survive, but to move ahead, to go up, to achieve, to conquer.

Help others and give something back. I guarantee you will discover that while public service improves the lives and the world around you, its greatest reward is the enrichment and new meaning it will bring your own life.

There's no death for those who don't fear it.

Death is so close, always, a breath away, so perhaps it was wise to introduce children to that concept at an early age.

Have you no hope at all? And do you really live with the thought that when you die, you die, and nothing remains?" "Yes," I said.

For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity.

It's odd, isn't it? People die everyday and the world goes on like nothing happened.

We figure out what death means when we're born, practically, and we live our whole lives in some kind of weird denial about it.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them.

A wise king never seeks out war, but he must always be ready for it.

Any man who must say, 'I am the king', is no true king.

Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight?

You can sit on a throne, that doesn't make you a ruler. It only means you have an arse.

You are a good man, with a good heart. And it’s hard for a good man to be a king.

Do you really think the crown gives you power?

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

I will escape for every innocent woman whose life was stolen.