The best Quotes from Bill & Ted

"When your wives suggested couple's therapy, do you think that this is what they had in mind?"
"Definitely! I mean, we're a couple of couples, right?"

Bill in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted Face the Music

We've spent our whole life trying to write the song that will unite the world. Why can't we just go to the future when we have written it?

Ted in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted Face the Music

Bill: "Be excellent to each other..."
Ted: "...and party on, dudes!"

Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted Face the Music

The best place to be is here. The best time to be is now. And all's we can say is... let's rock!

Bill & Ted in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Be excellent to each other!

Bill in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

"The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing."
"That’s us, dude!"

Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Colonel Oates: "Get down and give me infinity."
Dead Bill: "There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups."
Dead Ted: "Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style."

Ted

You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.

Grim Reaper in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Death Kings

"If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?"
"69, dudes!"

Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

Ted in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude".

Bill: "If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection."
Ted: "But dude, we are already dead."
Bill: "Oh. Well then they're yours, dude."

Bill & Ted in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Bill: "It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269."
Ted: "Please welcome the very excellent barbarian..."
Bill & Ted: "Mr. Genghis Khan!"
Ted: "This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."

Ted

Hi. Welcome to the future: San Dimas, California — 2688. And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt is clean! Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down, and we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great, but it almost wasn't. You see, seven hundred years ago, the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two along the correct path, the basis of our society will be endangered. Ah, but don't worry: it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.

Rufus in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

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President Trump is a failed leader. He will go down in history as the worst president ever.

Arnold Schwarzenegger - January 2021

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Marihuana? That's not a drug, it's a plant.

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Marijuana & Weed

Just remember, you can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.

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Success Motivation

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron

Beer Milk

That's what divides one from a champion and one from not being a champion. If you can go through this pain barrier, you make it to be a champion, if you can´t go through, forget it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron

Ambition

Hate burns fast and bright, and it might make you feel empowered for a while, but eventually it consumes whatever vessel it fuels.

Arnold Schwarzenegger - März 2023

Hatred

To me, the pump kind of feels like having sex with a beautiful woman and coming. You know? It just feels fantastic. I am coming all the time, you know! Whether I am at the gym or at home. It's great!

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron

The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is... The Pump.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron

It's easier to just throw around some bogus science claiming that you are superior to someone else than it is to actually work on becoming better yourself. It's easier to make excuses that the Jewish people conspired to hold you back than it is to admit that you just needed to work harder. It's easier to hate than it is to learn.

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I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento I will pump up Sacramento.

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Sacramento

The mob did not just shatter the windows of the Capitol. They shattered the ideas we took for granted. They did not just break down the doors of the building that housed American democracy, they trampled the very principles on which our country was founded.

Arnold Schwarzenegger - January 2021, about the US Capitol riots

The more you temper a sword, the stronger it becomes.

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Swords & Blades

The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.

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Character

If you work hard and play by the rules, this country is truly open to you. You can achieve anything.

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Rules American Dream

The future is green energy, sustainability, renewable energy.

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Renewable Energy

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.

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Strength Motivation

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Reducing Weight Fat People

For me life is continuously being hungry. The meaning of life is not simply to exist, to survive, but to move ahead, to go up, to achieve, to conquer.

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Help others and give something back. I guarantee you will discover that while public service improves the lives and the world around you, its greatest reward is the enrichment and new meaning it will bring your own life.

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There's no death for those who don't fear it.

Karl May

Death

Death is so close, always, a breath away, so perhaps it was wise to introduce children to that concept at an early age.

Harlan Coben in Fool Me Once

Death

Have you no hope at all? And do you really live with the thought that when you die, you die, and nothing remains?" "Yes," I said.

Albert Camus in The Outsider

Death

For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity.

William Penn

Death Allerheiligen Volkstrauertag

It's odd, isn't it? People die everyday and the world goes on like nothing happened.

Kyoko Kirigiri in Danganronpa

Death

We figure out what death means when we're born, practically, and we live our whole lives in some kind of weird denial about it.

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Death

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Isaac Asimov

Death

Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them.

George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire - A Clash of Kings

Power Kings Monarchy

A wise king never seeks out war, but he must always be ready for it.

Odin in Thor

War Kings

Any man who must say, 'I am the king', is no true king.

Tywin Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 10

Power Kings

Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight?

Achilles in Troy

War Kings

You can sit on a throne, that doesn't make you a ruler. It only means you have an arse.

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Kings

You are a good man, with a good heart. And it’s hard for a good man to be a king.

Zuri in Black Panther

Kings

Do you really think the crown gives you power?

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Power Kings

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

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I will escape for every innocent woman whose life was stolen.

Damsel

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