The best Quotes from Big Mouth

The best Quotes from Big Mouth

Andrew: "Jay's been bragging that he's gonna get fingered at the dance."
Nick: "What? First of all, I think he's got that wrong. Either that or you have grossly misquoted him."

Nick Birch - Season 1 Episode 1

Those girls are gonna eat him alive, and then barf him out because they're bulimic.

Jessi Glaser - Season 1 Episode 1

I'm not gonna ask a girl. I don't need that kind of rejection.

Andrew Glouberman - Season 1 Episode 1

Jay: "How else are men supposed to get bj0bs?"
Maury: "You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served'."

Maury the Hormone Monster - Season 1 Episode 8

I gotta withhold my seed for the safety of mankind.

Andrew Glouberman - Season 4 Episode 8

If I was gonna f*ck a turkey, I would warm it up, like a goddamn gentleman!

Jay Bilzerian - Season 3 Episode 1

"Sorry, bro, she wants a real man. Ninth grade, top of the food chain."
Nick: "Um, actually, sweets and fats are at the top of the food chain."
Andrew: "Oh, poor Nick. He's confusing the food pyramid with the food chain."

Season 1 Episode 1

Andrew: "When you do kiss a girl, to make it official..."
Nick: "...there's gotta be tongue!"
Andrew: "Major tongue."
Nick: "You want to flick your tongue around."
Andrew: "Ideally."
Nick: "And you really want to get your tongue underneath hers too."
Andrew: "Yeah, you want to get in there like a Claritin to just dissolve."
Nick: "Yeah. We know what we're talking about."
Andrew: "It's nice to talk like men."

Season 1 Episode 1

I am not a kid, for your information. I am 60 years old. I remember when Moses was president.

Jessi Glaser - Season 3 Episode 8

You're gonna sit on his face and use that hair as a seat belt.

Maury the Hormone Monster - Season 3 Episode 10

Puberty Fairy?! I'm the hormone monster. I'm no fairy. I mean sure I like to f*ck around with dudes, but I'm no fairy.

Maury the Hormone Monster - Season 1 Episode 1

Nick: "I mean until Trump got elected, Harriet Tubman was going to be on the $20 bill."
Andrew: "Oh yeah, what happened with that?"
Nick: "I think it's gonna be Papa John now."

Nick Birch - Season 3 Episode 7

Gay Town sounds fun, but I've thought a lot about it, and I belong in Biami.

Jay Bilzerian - Season 3 Episode 8

I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day you'll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.

Maury the Hormone Monster

You somehow made farting even cooler!

Maury the Hormone Monster - Season 3 Episode 11

Eleanor Roosevelt once said, quote, "Do one thing every day that scares you," closed quote. And I think this red bra scares both of us.

Jessi Glaser

Eleanor Roosevelt

What is the point of research papers? Every thing's on Wikipedia, and it's all completely accurate.

Nick Birch - Season 3 Episode 6

Kids just don't nut like they used to.

Maury the Hormone Monster - Season 3 Episode 7

I'm like Young Sheldon... if he fed.

Jay Bilzerian - Season 3 Episode 9

Listen to me! You want to shoplift lipstick, you want to listen to Lana Del Rey on repeat while you cut up all your t-shirts. You want to scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears!

Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.

Maury the Hormone Monster - Season 3 Episode 5

Smile, but with your p3nis.

Maury the Hormone Monster - Season 3 Episode 6

I just wish you could see your d1ck the way I do.

Maury the Hormone Monster - Season 3 Episode 6

I mean, maybe if it's animated we can get away with it.

Maury the Hormone Monster

We hate camp. It stinks like trees. And the boy only likes to poop at home.

Maury the Hormone Monster - Season 4 Episode 1

This kid is a goddamn prodigy. I think he's his own hormone monster.

Maury the Hormone Monster

Show her you like her. Kick her in the shins!

Maury the Hormone Monster

My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.

Andrew Glouberman - Season 4 Episode 8

Diane Birch: "Before I met your father I was with some men who were very well-endowed. And honestly, it was too much for me. Your father's p is my glass slipper."
Elliot Birch: "And you're my Cinderella."

Season 1 Episode 1

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