I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? 'Cause I ordered some pizza.
Axel Foley
This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.
Axel Foley
Jenny: "I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova."
[both chuckle]
Jenny: "What are you driving now?"
Axel: "Same crappy blue Chevy Nova."
[both chuckle]
Jenny: "What are you driving now?"
Axel: "Same crappy blue Chevy Nova."
Axel Foley
Todd is looking for you. He is really pissed. You know what he said? He said this is your worst f*ck up ever. Personally, I don't think that's true.
Jeffrey Friedman
Michael Jackson can sit on top of the world, just as long as he doesn't sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel, 'cause there's no n*ggars allowed in there!
Axel Foley
Yo, man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?
Axel Foley
I got thrown out of a window! What's the f*cking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?
Axel Foley
Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this sh-t happened the last time I parked here.
Axel Foley
Axel: "Is this your car?"
Jenny: "Oh, no. In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest."
Jenny: "Oh, no. In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest."
Jenny Summers
Yeah, Jenny, don't worry about me. We got cocaine and coffee here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.
Axel Foley
Axel: "Gimme the key! I'm gonna follow 'em!"
Jenny: "Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?"
Axel: "No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day."
Jenny: "I'm driving. I've seen your car."
Axel: "Oh, shit, that's cold."
Jenny: "Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?"
Axel: "No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day."
Jenny: "I'm driving. I've seen your car."
Axel: "Oh, shit, that's cold."
Axel Foley
Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your d-ck gets hard. Your d-ck is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's d-ck is hard, but he won't let you know, 'cause he's the boss. Boss' d-ck got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty, so my d-ck can be hard.
Axel Foley
Wake up! This is what we've always talked about! Look alive! You may never see it again! I don't wanna step on your tongues, excuse me.
Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop - II
