The best Quotes from Better Call Saul

Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 13

If you don't like where you're heading, there's no shame in going back and changing your path.

Chuck McGill - Season 6 Episode 13

I wasn't there when the meth was cooked. I wasn't there when it was sold. I didn't witness any of the murders, but I damn well knew what was happening. I was more than a willing participant. I was indispensable. I kept Walter White out of Jail. I laundered his money. I lied for him. I conspired with him and I made millions.

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 13

Walter White

Saul: "I could've sunk my teeth into this."
Walter: "You'd have been the last lawyer I'd have gone to."

Walter White - Season 6 Episode 13

Quantum mechanics? We're discussing that now? Stay in your lane! You are not talking about a time machine, which is both a real and theoretical impossibility. You are talking about regrets. So if you want to ask about regrets, just ask about regrets and leave all this time-traveling nonsense out of it!

Walter White - Season 6 Episode 13

During incarceration, defendant Goodman to receive one pint Blue Bell mint chocolate chip ice cream every Friday for the duration.

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 13

Jesse: "This guy [Saul Goodman], any good?"
Kim: "When I knew him, he was."

Kim Wexler - Season 6 Episode 12

Saul Goodman

I'm still out here. Still getting away with it. Feds couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a proctologist.

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 12

So a guy with cancer can't be an asshole?? Believe me, I speak from experience.

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 11

Saul: "You see an amateur, I see 170 pounds of clay ready to be molded."
Mike: "If the cancer doesn't get him, it'll be the cops or a bullet to the head."

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 6 Episode 11

Saul: "This Heisenberg guy has got something. It's top-of-the-line product. That's the buzz on the street."
Mike: "Years ago, I bought a Betamax, good product, top of the line. Experts said it was better than a VHS. Turned out to be a complete waste of time and money."

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 6 Episode 11

I got more second-story guys in my book than pimples at a junior prom.

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 11

At least I know they didn't spot you. No one could stay that aroused with your mug peeking through the window.

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 11

Jesse: "You should've just let me drive, yo."
Walter: "Look, nothing would be different in this moment, except you panicking and flooding the engine."
Saul: "Fellas, I was enjoying the Laurel and Hardy vibe, but I'm not such a fan of the Bickersons."

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 11

Look at this setup! What, you two drive around like Mister Softee, and scooping out drugs for all the good boys and girls?

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 11

Saul: "What the hell is this? It's like James Whale's traveling roadshow in here."
Jesse: "Whoever the hell that is. But the Crystal Ship definitely travels."

Jesse Pinkman - Season 6 Episode 11

Crazy? I'll tell you what's crazy. 50-year-old high school chemistry teacher comes into my office. The guy is so broke, he can't pay his own mortgage. One year later, he's got a pile of cash as big as a Volkswagen.

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 10

Let justice be done though the heavens fall.

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 9

Screw the FCC! I'll go to the mat with those pencil-pushers! This is textbook freedom of speech. What could be more American than that?

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 9

Listen, you have a choice, okay? You can pay up now or bleed to death in court.

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 9

Jimmy: "I love you."
Kim: "Ich love you too. But so what?"

Kim Wexler - Season 6 Episode 9

Apart, we're okay. But together we're poison.

Kim Wexler - Season 6 Episode 9

Mike: "Their day is coming. There will be justice."
Manuel Varga: "What you talk about is not justice. What you talk of is revenge. It never ends."

Season 6 Episode 9

Revenge

Don Eladio, look into Fring's eyes. There you will see the truth. The Chicken Man hates you. He is our enemy. He plots against us. I demand blood for blood.

Hector Salamanca - Season 6 Episode 9

Don Eladio

Gustavo. When I looked into your eyes... hate. A little bit's okay. As long as you never forget who's boss.

Don Eladio - Season 6 Episode 9

I'd invite you to stay as well, Gustavo, but I don't want my breakfast ruined by all the "ding, ding ding."

Don Eladio - Season 6 Episode 9

One day, we'll wake up, and brush our teeth, and go to work. And at some point, we'll suddenly realize that we haven't thought about it at all. None of it. And that's when we'll know. We'll know we can forget.

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 9

Forgetting

What Colonel Sanders is to chicken, Saul Goodman is to the law.

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 5

Colonel Sanders KFC

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

Lalo Salamanca - Season 6 Episode 5

California New Mexico

Jimmy: "That's a lot of big talk, Bill. Prove it!"
Bill: "There's proving and there's knowing."

Season 6 Episode 4

Anyone who goes after him is gonna have to come through me.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 6 Episode 3

Jimmy: "That's a bit direct."
Kim: "I think the word you're looking for is 'audacious'."

Kim Wexler - Season 6 Episode 3

You think you've lost everything? You have no idea!

Kim Wexler - Season 6 Episode 2

Alvarez has been paying me for years. But you know what? I would have done it for free, because I hate every last one of you psycho sacks of sh-t! I opened Lalo's gate and I would do it again. And I'm glad what they did to him. He's a soulless pig. I wish I'd killed him with my own hands. And you know what else, Hector? I put you in that chair. Your heart meds? I switched them for sugar pills. You were dead and buried, and I had to watch this as-hole bring you back. So when you are sitting in your sh-tty nursing home, and you're sucking down on your Jell-O night after night for the rest of your life, you think of me, you twisted f*ck!

Ignacio "Nacho" Varga - Season 6 Episode 3

Whatever happens next, it's not gonna go down the way you think it is.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 6 Episode 2

Let them keep believing I'm dead. So much the better. It was the chicken man. That coward sat up there in the north while his paramilitaries came into my home.

Lalo Salamanca - Season 6 Episode 1

I already told you what you can do with your money. You seem like a guy who can take a hint, so what are we doing?

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 5

Betsy Kettleman: "No, Craig. He's got an angle."
Jimmy McGill: "I do have an angle, Craig. It's an angle called justice."

Saul Goodman - Season 6 Episode 2

If you don't trust your men with your money, you have bigger problems than if you trust Saul Goodman.

Kim Wexler

Saul Goodman

Jimmy: "Hey, did you hear all that?"
Mike: "I heard enough to know she saved your a-s."

Mike Ehrmantraut

I get my best ideas when everybody else is asleep.

Lalo Salamanca - Season 5 Episode 10

We all make our choices and those choices they put us on a road. And sometimes those choices seem small but they put you on the road. You think about getting off but eventually, you're back on it.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 5 Episode 9

Here's what's gonna happen. One day you're gonna wake up, eat your breakfast, brush your teeth, go about your business. And sooner or later, you're gonna realize you haven't thought about it. None of it. And that's the moment you realize you can forget. When you know that's possible, it all gets easier.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 5 Episode 9

I have people waiting for me. They don't know what I do, they never will. They're protected. But I do what I do so they can have a better life. And if I live or if I die, it really doesn't make a difference to me as long as they have what they need. So when it's my time to go, I will go knowing I did everything I could for them. Now, you ask me how I keep going? That's how.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 5 Episode 9

A dog who bites every owner he's had can only be disciplined with a firm hand. Or put down.

Gustavo Fring - Season 5 Episode 9

Saul Goodman is the last line of defense for the little guy. Are you getting sold down the river? He's a life raft. You getting stepped on? He's a sharp stick. You got Goliath on your back - Saul's the guy with the slingshot. He's the righter of wrongs. He's friend to the friendless.

Saul Goodman - Season 5 Episode 4

The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks, is if there's a $300 hook-r sitting in it.

Saul Goodman - Season 1 Episode 1

I'm just here to lend a helping hand, you know, make sure the business is running in order. I got a good head for numbers. But listen, don't even worry. It's gonna be like I'm not even here.

Lalo Salamanca - Season 4 Episode 8

The less talk, the better.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 1 Episode 9

I’ve known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests, honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn’t yours. And you sold it for a profit. You’re now a criminal. Good one, bad one? That’s up to you.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 1 Episode 9

Crime Morality

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Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

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You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6

Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1

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