Quotes from Better Call Saul

Quotes from Better Call Saul

So a guy with cancer can't be an asshole? Believe me, I speak from experience.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 11
 
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Saul: "You see an amateur, I see 170 pounds of clay ready to be molded."
Mike: "If the cancer doesn't get him, it'll be the cops or a bullet to the head."

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 11
 
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Saul: "This Heisenberg guy has got something. It's top-of-the-line product. That's the buzz on the street."
Mike: "Years ago, I bought a Betamax, good product, top of the line. Experts said it was better than a VHS. Turned out to be a complete waste of time and money."

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 11
 
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I got more second-story guys in my book than pimples at a junior prom.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 11
 
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At least I know they didn't spot you. No one could stay that aroused with your mug peeking through the window.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 11
 
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Jesse: "You should've just let me drive, yo."
Walter: "Look, nothing would be different in this moment, except you panicking and flooding the engine."
Saul: "Fellas, I was enjoying the Laurel and Hardy vibe, but I'm not such a fan of the Bickersons."

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 11
 
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Look at this setup! What, you two drive around like Mister Softee, and scooping out drugs for all the good boys and girls?

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 11
 
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Saul: "What the hell is this? It's like James Whale's traveling roadshow in here."
Jesse: "Whoever the hell that is. But the Crystal Ship definitely travels."

Jesse Pinkman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 11
 
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Crazy? I'll tell you what's crazy. 50-year-old high school chemistry teacher comes into my office. The guy is so broke, he can't pay his own mortgage. One year later, he's got a pile of cash as big as a Volkswagen.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 10
 
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Let justice be done though the heavens fall.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 9
 
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Screw the FCC! I'll go to the mat with those pencil-pushers! This is textbook freedom of speech. What could be more American than that?

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 9
 
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Listen, you have a choice, okay? You can pay up now or bleed to death in court.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 9
 
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Jimmy: "I love you."
Kim: "Ich love you too. But so what?"

Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 9
 
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Apart, we're okay. But together we're poison.

Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 9
 
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Mike: "Their day is coming. There will be justice."
Manuel Varga: "What you talk about is not justice. What you talk of is revenge. It never ends."

RevengeBetter Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 9
 
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Don Eladio, look into Fring's eyes. There you will see the truth. The Chicken Man hates you. He is our enemy. He plots against us. I demand blood for blood.

Hector Salamanca in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 9
 
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Gustavo. When I looked into your eyes... hate. A little bit's okay. As long as you never forget who's boss.

Don Eladio in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 9
 
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I'd invite you to stay as well, Gustavo, but I don't want my breakfast ruined by all the "ding, ding ding."

Don Eladio in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 9
 
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One day, we'll wake up, and brush our teeth, and go to work. And at some point, we'll suddenly realize that we haven't thought about it at all. None of it. And that's when we'll know. We'll know we can forget.

ForgettingSaul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 9
 
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What Colonel Sanders is to chicken, Saul Goodman is to the law.

KFCSaul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 5
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New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

California, New MexicoLalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 5
 
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Jimmy: "That's a lot of big talk, Bill. Prove it!"
Bill: "There's proving and there's knowing."

Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 4
 
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Anyone who goes after him is gonna have to come through me.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 3
 
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Jimmy: "That's a bit direct."
Kim: "I think the word you're looking for is 'audacious'."

Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 3
 
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You think you've lost everything? You have no idea!

Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 2
 
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Alvarez has been paying me for years. But you know what? I would have done it for free, because I hate every last one of you psycho sacks of sh-t! I opened Lalo's gate and I would do it again. And I'm glad what they did to him. He's a soulless pig. I wish I'd killed him with my own hands. And you know what else, Hector? I put you in that chair. Your heart meds? I switched them for sugar pills. You were dead and buried, and I had to watch this as-hole bring you back. So when you are sitting in your sh-tty nursing home, and you're sucking down on your Jell-O night after night for the rest of your life, you think of me, you twisted f-ck!

Ignacio "Nacho" Varga in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 3
 
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Whatever happens next, it's not gonna go down the way you think it is.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 2
 
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Let them keep believing I'm dead. So much the better. It was the chicken man. That coward sat up there in the north while his paramilitaries came into my home.

Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 1
 
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I already told you what you can do with your money. You seem like a guy who can take a hint, so what are we doing?

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 5
 
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Betsy Kettleman: "No, Craig. He's got an angle."
Jimmy McGill: "I do have an angle, Craig. It's an angle called justice."

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 6 Episode 2
 
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If you don't trust your men with your money, you have bigger problems than if you trust Saul Goodman.

Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul
 
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Jimmy: "Hey, did you hear all that?"
Mike: "I heard enough to know she saved your a-s."

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul
 
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I get my best ideas when everybody else is asleep.

Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul, Season 5 Episode 10
 
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We all make our choices and those choices they put us on a road. And sometimes those choices seem small but they put you on the road. You think about getting off but eventually, you're back on it.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 5 Episode 9
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here's what's gonna happen. One day you're gonna wake up, eat your breakfast, brush your teeth, go about your business. And sooner or later, you're gonna realize you haven't thought about it. None of it. And that's the moment you realize you can forget. When you know that's possible, it all gets easier.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 5 Episode 9
 
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I have people waiting for me. They don't know what I do, they never will. They're protected. But I do what I do so they can have a better life. And if I live or if I die, it really doesn't make a difference to me as long as they have what they need. So when it's my time to go, I will go knowing I did everything I could for them. Now, you ask me how I keep going? That's how.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 5 Episode 9
 
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A dog who bites every owner he's had can only be disciplined with a firm hand. Or put down.

Gustavo Fring in Better Call Saul, Season 5 Episode 9
 
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Saul Goodman is the last line of defense for the little guy. Are you getting sold down the river? He's a life raft. You getting stepped on? He's a sharp stick. You got Goliath on your back - Saul's the guy with the slingshot. He's the righter of wrongs. He's friend to the friendless.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 5 Episode 4
 
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The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks, is if there's a $300 hook-r sitting in it.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 1 Episode 1
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I'm just here to lend a helping hand, you know, make sure the business is running in order. I got a good head for numbers. But listen, don't even worry. It's gonna be like I'm not even here.

Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul, Season 4 Episode 8
 
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The less talk, the better.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 1 Episode 9
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I’ve known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests, honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn’t yours. And you sold it for a profit. You’re now a criminal. Good one, bad one? That’s up to you.

Morality & Ethics, CrimeMike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul, Season 1 Episode 9
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Perhaps we should learn to temper our expectations.

Gustavo Fring in Better Call Saul, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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"How long does ist take for you to pick a Yale three-pin?"
"Well, then in eight minutes, you're gonna make four grand. Ten minutes if you decide to pick your nose."

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 4 Episode 3
 
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I got us Thai iced teas, unless you want me to pour you something less non-alcoholic.

CocktailsSaul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 4 Episode 2
 
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