The funniest ways to ask your mate to be your Best Man

The funniest ways to ask your mate to be your Best Man

I was told that the best man's speech is supposed to go for as long as the groom can hold up in bed. So... thanks for listening!
Can't say "I do" without you!
Will you be my best man?
Will you be my best man?
Incentives include...
An open bar! Drunk single women! Dancing!
...want to get married without you!

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Can't say "I do" without you!
Will you be my bridesmaid?
Will you be my bridesmaid?
Incentives include...
Dancing! Single men! An open bar!
As I prepare for the day that I become a bride, it would mean the world to me to have you by my side. Will you be my bridesmaid?
I'm not sure 'bout when and where
But I know I want you there!
Will you be my bridesmaid?
Dear best friend, when I marry, I want you on my side as my bridesmaid.
Bridesmaids are the best companions on the path to happiness. They are not just witnesses of love, but also the support in difficult times. With their support and love, they make the wedding day unforgettable. They are like sisters who will always stand by our side. Thank you, dear bridesmaids, for your unconditional friendship.
Bridesmaids are like a pack of wild unicorns on the dance floor - fearless, full of energy, and always ready to party! They are the secret superheroes of a wedding, making sure everything runs smoothly and the bride always shines. With their unwavering support and sense of fun, bridesmaids are simply unbeatable!
The bridesmaids, like the gentle breeze caressing the bride, are truly loyal servants of love. With their words of wisdom and songs full of poetry, they accompany the couple on their path to happiness.
In dresses adorned with lace and grace,
Bridesmaids gather in this sacred space.
Their smiles radiant, hearts all aglow,
As they stand beside the bride they know.

With love and laughter, they lend their hand,
Guiding her through this moment so grand.
Through tears and triumphs, they always stay,
Their loyalty never fading away.
Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her "wife".
Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.
Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.
Father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.
Jasmin in Aladdin
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.
Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.
Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 2 Episode 10
It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
Ted: "Do not pretend you're not the kind of guy, who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with."
Marshall: "I have one. It's called my marriage-license."
Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 14
Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.
Edward Bloom in Big Fish
A ring is round, it turns forever
And that's how long we'll be together!
When I'm weak, you can be strong; when I'm strong, you can be weak. That's what I believe marriage is.
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry!
There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.

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