The funniest ways to ask your mate to be your Best Man

I was told that the best man's speech is supposed to go for as long as the groom can hold up in bed. So... thanks for listening!

Can't say "I do" without you!
Will you be my best man?

Will you be my best man?
Incentives include...
An open bar! Drunk single women! Dancing!

I DO NOT
...want to get married without you!