Quotes by Berta

Charlie: 'Looks to be a beautiful day. Slightly overcast, but that should burn off in a few hours, leaving us with another sun-dappled afternoon in paradise.'
Berta: 'You still drunk from last night, or did you get a fresh buzz this morning?'

It's a shame, you paying all that money for an ex-wife and an ex-wife's house, and you're not allowed inside either one.

I guess if they can put a man on the moon, they can put a woman on your brother.