Quotes by Berta

Berta is a character from Two and a half Men

The best Series Quotes

Charlie: "Looks to be a beautiful day. Slightly overcast, but that should burn off in a few hours, leaving us with another sun-dappled afternoon in paradise."
Berta: "You still drunk from last night, or did you get a fresh buzz this morning?"

Berta in Two and a half Men, Season 3 Episode 13

It's a shame, you paying all that money for an ex-wife and an ex-wife's house, and you're not allowed inside either one.

Ex QuotesBerta in Two and a half Men, Season 3 Episode 4

I guess if they can put a man on the moon, they can put a woman on your brother.

Berta in Two and a half Men, Season 2 Episode 8