The best Quotes by Bender

The best Quotes by Bender

Entdecke die humorvollen Zitate und Sprüche von Bender, dem rebellischen Roboter aus der TV-Serie Futurama. Lass dich von seinem sarkastischen Charme begeistern!

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.
Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?
Bite my shiny metal a-ss!
Futurama - Season 1 Episode 1
Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!
You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.
Futurama - Season 3 Episode 17
I hope he didn't die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.
I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.

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That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.
Philip J. Fry in Futurama - Season 1 Episode 7
Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."
Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"
They're like sex, except I'm having them.
Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.
There will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

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