Quotes by Bender

Bender is a character from Futurama

The best Series Quotes

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.

Bender in Futurama
 
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Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?

Bender in Futurama
 
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Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender in Futurama, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!

Bender in Futurama
 
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You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

Bender in Futurama, Season 3 Episode 17
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I hope he didn't die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.

Bender in Futurama
 
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I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.

Bender in Futurama
 
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