The best Quotes by Bender

The best Quotes by Bender

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.

Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?

Bite my shiny metal a-ss!

Futurama - Season 1 Episode 1

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Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!

You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

Futurama - Season 3 Episode 17

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I hope he didn't die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.

I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.

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That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

Philip J. Fry in Futurama - Season 1 Episode 7

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Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."

Professor Farnsworth in Futurama

Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"

Philip J. Fry in Futurama

They're like sex, except I'm having them.

Philip J. Fry in Futurama

Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.

Professor Farnsworth in Futurama

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

Philip J. Fry in Futurama

I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

Dr. Zoidberg in Futurama

There will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.

Professor Farnsworth in Futurama

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

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