This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.
Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?
Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!
You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.
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3I hope he didn't die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.
I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
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