Quotes and Sayings about Belgium

Napoleon is an imposter. We won't marry into that. And aesthetics disqualify the Belgians' daughters.

Princess Sophia in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1

Though, Belgium does have one thing in common with Budweiser, historically speaking: Germans refuse to acknowledge it's even there.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Belgium - and that's practically the same thing.

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The people's rage. It is like an illness, an ulcer. And ulcers must be cauterized.

Princess Sophia in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1

Revolution

When a thing doesn't bend, it must break.

Princess Sophia in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1

Violence

These are difficult times. Let's give the people something to dream about.

Princess Sophia in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1

Swallow, lend me your wings
Take me with you to the faraway land
And should I with you soar up there
In the ever blue firmament
How I then shall fervently praise the god
From whom freedom was sent

Elisabeth "Sisi" von Wittelsbach in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1

Elisabeth: "Sometimes, I say exactly what I think."
Franz Joseph: "Maybe you could teach me."

Emperor Franz Joseph in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1

We're not well-liked. Well, you're not. The general opinion is that Maman calls the shots and you shit your pants when the French of Prussians come. I say, "He hasn't shit his pants in years."

Archduke Maximilian in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1

"A marriage born of love. Is that allowed?"
"We're trying something new."

The Empress - Season 1

Elisabeth: "I love only you."
Franz Joseph: "Why, then, is that not enough?"

Emperor Franz Joseph in The Empress - Season 1

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

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Germany Fairytales

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

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Australia

Russia... the prequel and sequel to the Sowjet Union.

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Russia

Russia... the country that gave the world Tetris, merkins you wear on your heads, and potentially the 45th President of the United States.

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Donald Trump Russia US Elections Tetris

Greece... the most recent Greek Tragedy.

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Griechenland

If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?

Jimmy Carr

Scotland

I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.

Ewan McGregor

Scotland

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 12

William Shatner Leonard Cohen Pamela Anderson Neil Young Canada

Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 23

Michael Jordan Wayne Gretzky Scottie Pippen Canada Hockey

If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.

Nelson Mandela

USA

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

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USA Food

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

Sandra Boynton

Chocolate Griechenland Switzerland

Everybody in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta.

Megara in Hercules

Griechenland

Life is too short to learn German.

Richard Porson (britischer klassischer Philologe) - 25.12.1759 - 25.09.1808

Germany

The Germans have six months of winter and six months of no summer.

Napoléon Bonaparte

Summer Germany Winter

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

Irish in Red Dead Redemption

Ireland Whiskey St. Patrick's Day

Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!

Ireland Toasts St. Patrick's Day

In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

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Australia McDonald's

Australia... not just the country where Russell Crowe lives, but very much the Russell Crowe of countries.

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Russell Crowe Australia

People moving to Norway has made Norway richer, economically, but also our culture has become more rich in many ways.

Jens Stoltenberg

Norway

November always seems to me the Norway of the year.

Emily Dickinson

Norway November

You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

Antoine Lambert in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

France Bed

Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.

Norman Schwarzkopf

France Hunting

We need to stop the Islamisation of the Netherlands.

Geert Wilders - Februar 2008

Netherlands

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

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In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

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Italy Sicily

In Italy, we have a saying, "Love rules without rules."

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Italy

Denmark... also known as "wrong Norway", "different Sweden" and "that's actually not Finland".

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Denmark

The minimum wage in Denmark is about twice that of the United States, and people who are totally out of the labor market or unable to care for themselves have a basic income guarantee of about $100 per day.

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Denmark

Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."

Marcus Higgins in Grown Ups

Mexico

A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.

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Mexico

Colombians say, God made our land so beautiful it was unfair to the rest of the world. So to even the score, God populated the land with a race of evil men.

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Colombia

In Colombia, when money's involved, blood inevitably flows.

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Colombia

The Ukrainian people are defending the values of freedom and democracy on which our civilization is based, and the very foundations of international law.

Giorgia Meloni - Juli 2023

Ukraine

The special military operation was done for the purpose of "denazification," while we've made Ukraine into a nation that's known throughout the world. They're like the Greeks or the Romans at their peaks. And as far as "demilitarization," if they had some 500 tanks at the start of the special military operation, now they have 5,000. If they had 20,000 capable fighters before, now they have 400,000. What kind of demilitarization is that? Now it looks more like we did the opposite, somehow or other, and militarized Ukraine.

Yevgeny Prigozhin - May 2023

Ukraine 2023

Violet: "I'm so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of the English."
Matthew: "But isn't she American?"
Violet: "Exactly."

Violet Crawley in Downton Abbey

England & Great Britain

The British electors will not vote for a man who does not wear a hat.

William Beaverbrook

England & Great Britain Hats

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