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Hi, I'm Bela. Like in Twilight, but Indian.

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 3

No one in the history of the world has gotten laid wearing an anorak.

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Let's krunk out with our junk out!

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

Ugh, I f*cking love college!

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

We're your roommates. I'm Bela, that's Whitney, that's Leighton. Just kidding, they're my Indian parents.

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Four months ago, I was an Indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. But with Lasik procedure, an Accutane prescription, and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, I'm normal.

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Sweating

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Leighton Murray: "Are you just now getting home? Wait, is this a walk of shame?"
Kimberly Finkle: "I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook?"

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

I'm the LeBron James of being attracted to women.

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

LeBron James

Kimberly: "Max and I are waiting. Not for any weird reason. He's just not ready."
Whitney: "He's not ready?"
Kimberly: "What's wrong with that?"
Leighton: "Boys are born ready, so something's up."

Leighton Murray in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Kimberly: "If you're saying that because you like Nico, you should definitely go for it."
Whitney: "Nah, that's all right. I like men, not boys."

Whitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Chloe: "God, you're so much hotter than your profile. It's like a reverse catfish."

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 2

I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love, and it's an expression of your commitment.

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

Are you ready to black out with your rack out?

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

Carol: "Our Kimmy has never touched drugs of alcohol. She doesn't go out much."
Evette: "I believe it."
Bela: "And you don't have to worry about me, Senator Chase. I'm a commited student eager to study the sciences."
Evette: "Okay, that felt forced."

Evette Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?

Whitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Connecticut

I came here because it's diverse. We're from the whitest town in the world. Dad won't even eat tacos!

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out at the anything-but-clothes party. I will be making a mini-dress made out of caution tape and caution - I will be showing some ass meat!

Whitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1

We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.

Jughead Jones in Riverdale

Gamechanger. Archie got hot. He’s got abs now. Six more reasons for you to grab that ginger bull by the horn tonight.

Kevin Keller in Riverdale

Jughead Jones: "He'll be here tonight as the sun has its last shadow upon the earth and the crescent moon is risen upon the Eastern ridge."
Betty Cooper: "So... like 9 o'clock?"

Betty Cooper in Riverdale

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Natalie Portman

Intelligence Men & Women Singles & Dating

Sweat is the urine of the skin.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 4 Episode 3

Sweating Skin

In case you haven't noticed... I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in.

Jughead Jones in Riverdale - Season 1 Episode 10

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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