Quotes by Bela Malhotra

Hi, I'm Bela. Like in Twilight, but Indian.

No one in the history of the world has gotten laid wearing an anorak.

Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.

We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.

Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."

Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"

I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.

Let's krunk out with our junk out!

Ugh, I fing love college!

We're your roommates. I'm Bela, that's Whitney, that's Leighton. Just kidding, they're my Indian parents.

Four months ago, I was an Indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. But with Lasik procedure, an Accutane prescription, and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, I'm normal.