The best Quotes by Bela Malhotra

The best Quotes by Bela Malhotra

Hi, I'm Bela. Like in Twilight, but Indian.
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 3
No one in the history of the world has gotten laid wearing an anorak.
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1
Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.
We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1
Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."
Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"
I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1
Let's krunk out with our junk out!
Ugh, I f*cking love college!
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1
We're your roommates. I'm Bela, that's Whitney, that's Leighton. Just kidding, they're my Indian parents.
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1
Four months ago, I was an Indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. But with Lasik procedure, an Accutane prescription, and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, I'm normal.
The Sex Lives of College Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

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I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love, and it's an expression of your commitment.
Are you ready to black out with your rack out?
Carol: "Our Kimmy has never touched drugs of alcohol. She doesn't go out much."
Evette: "I believe it."
Bela: "And you don't have to worry about me, Senator Chase. I'm a commited student eager to study the sciences."
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Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?
I came here because it's diverse. We're from the whitest town in the world. Dad won't even eat tacos!
Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out at the anything-but-clothes party. I will be making a mini-dress made out of caution tape and caution - I will be showing some ass meat!
We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.
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Gamechanger. Archie got hot. He’s got abs now. Six more reasons for you to grab that ginger bull by the horn tonight.
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Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
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Sweat is the urine of the skin.
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In case you haven't noticed... I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in.
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Like, up the ass? Do you get used to that? I mean, the whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic.
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