The best Quotes from Bel-Air

A real man takes responsibility for his actions. A real man knows when to let go of his pride and make the most out of his second chance.

Philip Banks - Season 1

This town will try to make you forget who you are and where you came from. Don't let it do that!

Season 1

Why are we working so hard to save a boy who doesn't want to be saved?

Philip Banks - Season 1

We have a different set of rules here, okay? If you want to do well, just keep your head down and follow my lead.

Carlton Banks - Season 1

Man, you know I'm gonna rep West Philly wherever I go.

Will Smith - Season 1

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Carlton: "Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date and a great Halloween costume."
Will: "You better buy the mask first!"

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Season 1 Episode 8

Will: "Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight?"
Carlton: "I don't have a date."
Will: "Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet!"

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Man, I love Halloween. It's the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Halloween

Will: "What's so funny?"
Hilary: "Carlton just told a joke."
Will: "No, Hilary, Carlton is a joke."

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Carlton: "If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?"
Will: "Your prom date?"

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad.

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Carlton: "I'm sick of being such a big loser."
Will: "Aw, C... you're not big."

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Oh my god, Carlton! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck? Ah, never mind. It's just your head.

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Bad Pickup Lines

Phillip Banks: "Going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
Will: "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
Phillip Banks: "Yes, son, I really do."
Will: "Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer?"

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Lawyer

Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Bad Pickup Lines

Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Bad Pickup Lines

Fifty bucks? I could take like... 25 women out to dinner!

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

There is no reason to have a plan B, because it distracts from plan A.

Will Smith

Objectives

Love will make you do crazy things.

Will Smith - März 2022, Oscar accepting speech

Oscars

He who says he can and he who says he can't, are both usually right.

Will Smith

Optimism Motivation

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.

Will Smith

The first step is you have to say that you can.

Will Smith

Life is lived on the edge.

Will Smith

Life

Stefan Raab: "Hi, you're Will Smith. Say hello to my audience."
Will Smith: "Hi to my audience!"

Will Smith

A hard head makes for a soft behind.

Philip Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Dad, don't do anything stupid! You haven't updated your will yet.

Carlton Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Vivian: "Excuse me. I'm looking for that store with the safari clothes. I can't remember the name, but I think there's some type of produce in it."
"Banana Republic."
Vivian: "That's it. Thank you."

Vivian Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Season 1 Episode 8

Congratulate me. It took all day, but I finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps to wear to the "Save the Everglades" dinner tonight.

Hilary Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Will: "Come on Uncle Phil, you're gonna ruin my rep."
Uncle Phil: "You're only 17, you don't have a rep yet."

Philip Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

I found that any game can be made interesting if you put some money on it.

Geoffrey Butler in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Gambling

What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess?

Hilary Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Carlton, you are grounded for a month. Will, added to the month that you already have, it should take you into Fiscal '91.

Philip Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Phillip Banks: "Penn State would've been my first choice if my applications to Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech had fallen through."
Dr. Hoover: "You must have been an athlete in your thinner days."

Philip Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

I know you can hear me with ears that big.

Carlton Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Well, someone has her rude hat on tonight.

Carlton Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who I am, dammit.

Hilary Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Phillip Banks: "Geoffrey, bring me my tools."
Geoffrey: "Do you mean your knife and fork, sir?"

Geoffrey Butler in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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