The best Quotes from Bel-Air

A real man takes responsibility for his actions. A real man knows when to let go of his pride and make the most out of his second chance.

This town will try to make you forget who you are and where you came from. Don't let it do that!

Why are we working so hard to save a boy who doesn't want to be saved?

We have a different set of rules here, okay? If you want to do well, just keep your head down and follow my lead.

Man, you know I'm gonna rep West Philly wherever I go.

Carlton: "Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date and a great Halloween costume."
Will: "You better buy the mask first!"

Will: "Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight?"
Carlton: "I don't have a date."
Will: "Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet!"

Man, I love Halloween. It's the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!

Will: "What's so funny?"
Hilary: "Carlton just told a joke."
Will: "No, Hilary, Carlton is a joke."

Carlton: "If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?"
Will: "Your prom date?"

Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad.

Carlton: "I'm sick of being such a big loser."
Will: "Aw, C... you're not big."

Oh my god, Carlton! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck? Ah, never mind. It's just your head.

Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.

Phillip Banks: "Going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
Will: "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
Phillip Banks: "Yes, son, I really do."
Will: "Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer?"

Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.

Fifty bucks? I could take like... 25 women out to dinner!

There is no reason to have a plan B, because it distracts from plan A.

Love will make you do crazy things.

He who says he can and he who says he can't, are both usually right.

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.

The first step is you have to say that you can.

Life is lived on the edge.

Stefan Raab: "Hi, you're Will Smith. Say hello to my audience."
Will Smith: "Hi to my audience!"

A hard head makes for a soft behind.

Dad, don't do anything stupid! You haven't updated your will yet.

Vivian: "Excuse me. I'm looking for that store with the safari clothes. I can't remember the name, but I think there's some type of produce in it."
"Banana Republic."
Vivian: "That's it. Thank you."

Congratulate me. It took all day, but I finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps to wear to the "Save the Everglades" dinner tonight.

Will: "Come on Uncle Phil, you're gonna ruin my rep."
Uncle Phil: "You're only 17, you don't have a rep yet."

I found that any game can be made interesting if you put some money on it.

What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess?

Carlton, you are grounded for a month. Will, added to the month that you already have, it should take you into Fiscal '91.

Phillip Banks: "Penn State would've been my first choice if my applications to Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech had fallen through."
Dr. Hoover: "You must have been an athlete in your thinner days."

I know you can hear me with ears that big.

Well, someone has her rude hat on tonight.

Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who I am, dammit.

Phillip Banks: "Geoffrey, bring me my tools."
Geoffrey: "Do you mean your knife and fork, sir?"

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"