The best Quotes about Being Naked

The best Quotes about Being Naked

I have to see myself naked! That's all that counts. If I'm not happy with my naked body, who will be?

Kelly Rowland

I think shoulders are sexier than cleavage.

Nicole Scherzinger

Look! It's naked. Yo, I can see its ro-butt. Get it?

Rich Belcher in Ron's Gone Wrong

I'm kind of shocked I'm getting a fashion award when I'm naked most of the time.

Kim Kardashian in The Kardashians

You don't have to be naked to be sexy.

Nicole Kidman

We are all born naked into this world, but each of us is fully clothed in potential.

Emmitt Smith

Working out makes people more comfortable with their naked bodies. So does Tequila.

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Funny Quotes Tequila

Excuse me? Was there any reason to know Miley Cyrus before she was swinging naked on a wrecking ball?

Klaas Heufer-Umlauf in Joko & Klaas - Circus HalliGalli vom 11.11.2013

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Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"

Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 9

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Alan: "Charlie, there's a half naked woman in our kitchen!"
Charlie: "Which half?"

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 6

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I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it: Buck-naked. Yeah. It's gonna be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies. What up?

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 14

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If you want more sex, just ask for it.

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Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

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Sex Violence Drugs

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 2

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You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 5 Episode 1

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No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

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Sex New York City

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

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Org*sms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Charlotte York in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 4

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Sex Valentine's Day

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 2

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You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.

Harper Lee in To kill a Mockingbird

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I love you more than my own skin.

Frida Kahlo

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There should be no discrimination against languages people speak, skin color, or religion.

Malala Yousafzai

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The conversation between your fingers and someone else's skin. This is the most important discussion you can ever have.

Iain Thomas

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Sweat is the urine of the skin.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 4 Episode 3

Here's what I discovered during my 10 day all-inclusive vacation: Tanned skin weighs 8 pounds more.

God judges men by their hearts, not by the color of their skins.

Harriet Ann Jacobs - Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl

Tolerance Racism Skin

Reagan: "You were fired for getting drunk and trying to blow up the sun."
Rand: "I was gonna cure skin cancer!"

Rand Ridley in Inside Job - Season 1 Episode 1

If I could skin you and wear your prepubescent face, I would.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3

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Breakup Beginning

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17

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I don't think I forgot anyone. But I might have forgotten underwear. Bye!

Miley Cyrus - February 2024, Grammy Acceptance Speech

No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you

Kelly Rowland - Dilemma, Album: Nellyville

It's important to be fearless yet vulnerable. It takes courage to do both.

Nicole Scherzinger

Savannah: "To the woods? There are evil clowns in there, Barney. Their heads go all the way around."
Barney: "That's owls, Savannah."

Ron's Gone Wrong

I'll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.

Kim Kardashian in The Kardashians

You have your whole life to be old but a few years to be young.

Khloé Kardashian in The Kardashians

I don't really make decisions, I go with the flow.

Nicole Kidman

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

Stephen King

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Consistency is one of the hallmarks of my career. You knew what you were going to get out of E-Smith every game, every year, no matter if I was 22, 21 or 35 years old.

Emmitt Smith

I would like to be remembered as someone who did the best she could with the talent she had.

Joanne K. Rowling

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

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Alcohol Funny Quotes

More tequila
More love
More anything
More is better

Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy

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You guys, everyone of you, will be die sometime! Was that a bad start for a funny show?

Klaas Heufer-Umlauf in Joko & Klaas

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Gay-marriage - great. I approve that, no problem. But you have to be gay for that!

Joko Winterscheidt in Joko & Klaas - Duell um die Welt, 30. November 2013

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Homosexuality & LGBTQ+

When you do one good deed, it creates a ripple effect. One good deed leads to another and another.

Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 8

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The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 18

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Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 10 Episode 2

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Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don't fall at least 10 times, then you're not skiing hard enough.

Cooking Skiing Kitchen Falling down

Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 1

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