The best Quotes and Sayings about Beer

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The best Quotes and Sayings about Beer

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Dan Castellaneta
 
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In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.

Unknown
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty, AlcoholKinky Friedman
 
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My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Gary Allan
 
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Billy Carter
 
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Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

Dwight D. Eisenhower
 
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There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

Billy Carter
 
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Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton
 
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
 
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Jack Nicholson
 
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I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

MirrorsSid Vicious
 
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Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

Bill Owen
 
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I have respect for beer.

Russell Crowe
 
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The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling 'beer'.

John Oliver in Last Week Tonight, World Cup Excitement
 
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On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.

Napoléon Bonaparte
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Dave Berry
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He is a wise man who invented beer.

Platon
 
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A quart of ale is a dish for a king.

William Shakespeare
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, Season 8 Episode 10
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Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

J. R. Moehringer
 
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Where's the 'any key'? Hm... I think I order a 'tab'.

ComputerHomer Simpson in The Simpsons
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