The best Quotes and Sayings about Beer

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The best Quotes and Sayings about Beer
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Beer
Homer Simpson: Beer
Napoléon Bonaparte: Beer

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, Season 8 Episode 10
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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Alcohol, BrainHomer Simpson in The Simpsons
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On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.

Napoléon Bonaparte
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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons
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In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.

Unknown
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Dave Berry
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A quart of ale is a dish for a king.

William Shakespeare
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Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".

ComputerHomer Simpson in The Simpsons
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Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."

Julestorm - A Storm for Christmas - Season 1 Episode 1
 
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Nuclear WeaponsFrank Zappa
 
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You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!

Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft, Mists of Pandaria
 
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If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.

Tequila, CocaineCraig Ferguson
 
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Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer!

Meat Loaf
 
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I hate wine. I like beer!

Rex Ryan
 
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"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."

Stephen King in Pet Sematary
 
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The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.

Harlan Coben in The Woods
 
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Dan Castellaneta
 
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Fing champagne - where's the beer?

Ander Muñoz in Élite, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty, AlcoholKinky Friedman
 
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My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Gary Allan
 
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Billy Carter
 
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Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

ChampagneDwight D. Eisenhower
 
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There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

Billy Carter
 
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Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton
 
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

MilkArnold Schwarzenegger
 
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Jack Nicholson
 
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I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

MirrorsSid Vicious
 
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Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

Bill Owen
 
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I have respect for beer.

Russell Crowe
 
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The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling "beer".

Soccer World Championship 2014, FIFA AssociationJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight), World Cup Excitement
 
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He is a wise man who invented beer.

Platon
 
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Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

J. R. Moehringer
 
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God made beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin
 
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