The best quotes about Beer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

I have respect for beer.

The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling 'beer'.

On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

He is a wise man who invented beer.

A quart of ale is a dish for a king.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.

Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

Where's the 'any key'? Hm... I think I order a 'tab'.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.