Quotes and Sayings about Beer

Quotes and Sayings about Beer

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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
A quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".
Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer!
I hate wine. I like beer!
"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.
I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many beers should I be drinking today again?
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Fing champagne - where's the beer?
Ander Muñoz in Élite - Season 1 Episode 1
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!
I have respect for beer.
The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling "beer".
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - World Cup Excitement
He is a wise man who invented beer.
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.
Beer is the answer - no matter what the question is.
God made beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy.

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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3
Take your time to think, but when it is time to act, stop thinking and act!
That's what divides one from a champion and one from not being a champion. If you can go through this pain barrier, you make it to be a champion, if you can´t go through, forget it.
President Trump is a failed leader. He will go down in history as the worst president ever.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - January 2021
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Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."
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For stony limits cannot hold love out,
And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
Computers may out-think us one day, but as long as people got feelings we'll be better than they are.

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