Quotes and Sayings about Beer

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

Alcohol Brain

On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.

Napoléon Bonaparte

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron

Milk

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Dave Berry

A quart of ale is a dish for a king.

William Shakespeare

Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

Computer

Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."

Julestorm - A Storm for Christmas - Season 1 Episode 1

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

Nuclear Weapons

You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!

Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.

Craig Ferguson

Tequila Cocaine

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer!

Meat Loaf

I hate wine. I like beer!

Rex Ryan

"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."

Stephen King in Pet Sematary

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.

Harlan Coben in The Woods

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many beers should I be drinking today again?

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Dan Castellaneta

Fing champagne - where's the beer?

Ander Muñoz in Élite - Season 1 Episode 1

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Kinky Friedman

Beauty Alcohol

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Gary Allan

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Billy Carter

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Champagne

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

Billy Carter

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Jack Nicholson

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Sid Vicious

Mirrors

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

Bill Owen

I have respect for beer.

Russell Crowe

The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling "beer".

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - World Cup Excitement

Soccer World Championship 2014 FIFA Association

He is a wise man who invented beer.

Plato

Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

J. R. Moehringer

Beer is the answer - no matter what the question is.

God made beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

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Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Bob Marley

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It's called Oktoberfest's Law: Everywhere you can vomit in or onto, people are going to vomit in or onto.

Oktoberfest

If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 9 Episode 5

Weapons NRA

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a p-rn star!

Abraham Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 9 Episode 19

I refused to conform to an image that a lot of people thought a president's brother should adopt.

Billy Carter

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3

Alcohol Brain

Take your time to think, but when it is time to act, stop thinking and act!

Napoléon Bonaparte

Thinking Taking action

That's what divides one from a champion and one from not being a champion. If you can go through this pain barrier, you make it to be a champion, if you can´t go through, forget it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron

Ambition

President Trump is a failed leader. He will go down in history as the worst president ever.

Arnold Schwarzenegger - January 2021

Donald Trump

Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 19

Milk

For stony limits cannot hold love out,
And what love can do, that dares love attempt.

William Shakespeare in Romeo and Juliet

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Computers may out-think us one day, but as long as people got feelings we'll be better than they are.

Elvis Presley

Computer Artificial Intelligence

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