The best Quotes about the Bed

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 10

Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.

Charles Bukowski

Self-Deception

I invented something that prevents you from getting wet when it's raining.
I call it a bed.

Introvertierte Sprüche

You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

Antoine Lambert in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

France

On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.

Andrew Young

Never give up on your dreams!
Keep sleeping.

Sleeping

People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.

Banksy

Getting up

Getting up is the second hardest thing in the morning...

Penisses

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put pants on.

Jennifer Lawrence

Laziness

I'm not a scientist, but I feel like Earth's gravitation is strongest when I'm in bed on a Monday morning.

Monday

We both know it's easy to confuse "good" with "good in bed".

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 2

Dress your best when you go to bed because you don't know who you'll see in your dreams.

Kendall Jenner in The Kardashians

Meeting People

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

Marlene Dietrich

Relationships

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

Anne Lamott

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Red Skelton

My bed and I are deeply in love. It's obvious my alarm clock is jealous.

Morning Getting up Alarm Clocks

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If you go to sleep at night, you lay your head on the pillow and fall asleep. Where are you even just during this time? Nevertheless, you open your eyes again.

Bob Marley

Sleeping

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

Ernest Hemingway

Sleeping

Actually, the trick to falling asleep is trying to stay awake.

Wade in Saving Private Ryan

Sleeping

When you're waking up, the world is a blur. What was clear in a dream, suddenly makes no sense. No surreal rescues. No easy, magic way out. But you are awake.

Max Payne in Max Payne

Dreaming Sleeping

Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure that they are not the same hours.

T. Boone Pickens

Work Sleeping Funny Quotes

Sleeping is like meditation: it's good to rest the body but also to shut the mind down for a bit.

Anthony Joshua

Sleeping Meditation

I always loathed the necessity of sleep. Like death, it puts even the most powerful men on their backs.

Francis Underwood in House of Cards - Season 2 Episode 10

Power Sleeping

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

Sex Erotic Quotes

Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

Sex

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Eminem

Sex Violence Drugs

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 2

Sex

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 5 Episode 1

Sex Ice Cream

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

Sex New York City

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

Kanye West

Money Sex

The only time that we are allowed to look down upon others: when we are offering to help them up.

Pope Francis - August 2023

Getting up Helping

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Sylvia Davies in Finding Neverland

Puns Food

A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Children & Childhood Hearing & Listening

A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Books Mind & Apprehension Intelligence

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

Charles Bukowski

Solitude & Loneliness

Stop pitying yourself. Pity yourself, and life becomes an endless nightmare.

Osamu Dazai in Bungo Stray Dogs - Season 2 Episode 7

Self-Deception

I've exceeded my capacity for social interaction today!

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Introvertierte Sprüche

Desire does not mean lack of respect. In fact, quite the opposite. It is a sign of respect.

Antoine Lambert in Emily in Paris - Season 1

You go to Saint-Tropez to party, not to work. It's like going to Ibiza to do your taxes.

Luc in Emily in Paris - Season 2 Episode 2

Côte d'Azur Ibiza

Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.

Norman Schwarzkopf

France Hunting

Moral power is probably best when it is not used. The less you use it the more you have.

Andrew Young

Morality

I mean, they say dou die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.

Banksy

Memories Death Names Breathing

Dude, I don't want to talk about Lacey's prom shoes. And I'll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It's called a penis.

John Green in Paper Towns

Shoes Penisses

If anybody even tries to whisper the word "diet," I'm like, "You can go f- yourself!"

Jennifer Lawrence

Reducing Weight

My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

Charles Bukowski in Factotum

Laziness Ambition

Someday, I'm going to marry Monday, make him trust me and then I'll finish him off.

Monday

Steven: "Always trying to be the best and the brightest."
Fallon: "I don't have to try. I just am."

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 1

Family is everything and when things get tought, you don't give up. You fight harder.

Cristal Carrington in Dynasty - Season 1 Episode 1

Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, don't let boys be mean to you.

Kendall Jenner in The Kardashians

Lips

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