The best Quotes about the Bed

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Young boys should never be sent to bed... they always wake up a day older.

Children & ChildhoodFinding Neverland
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You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 10
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Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.

Self-DeceptionCharles Bukowski
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You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

FranceAntoine Lambert in Emily in Paris, Season 1 Episode 2
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On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.

Andrew Young
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Getting up is the second hardest thing in the morning...

PenissesUnknown
 
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If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put pants on.

LazinessJennifer Lawrence
 
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I invented something that prevents you from getting wet when it's raining.
I call it a bed.

Unknown
 
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I'm not a scientist, but I feel like Earth's gravitation is strongest when I'm in bed on a Monday morning.

MondayUnknown
 
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We both know it's easy to confuse "good" with "good in bed".

Fallon Carrington in Dynasty, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Dress your best when you go to bed because you don't know who you'll see in your dreams.

Meeting PeopleKendall Jenner in The Kardashians
 
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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

RelationshipsMarlene Dietrich
 
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My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

Anne Lamott
 
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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Red Skelton
 
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My bed and I are deeply in love. It's obvious my alarm clock is jealous.

Morning, Getting upUnknown
 
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