The best Quotes about the Bed

Young boys should never be sent to bed... they always wake up a day older.

You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper.

Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.

You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.

Getting up is the second hardest thing in the morning...

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put pants on.

I invented something that prevents you from getting wet when it's raining.
I call it a bed.

I'm not a scientist, but I feel like Earth's gravitation is strongest when I'm in bed on a Monday morning.

We both know it's easy to confuse "good" with "good in bed".

Dress your best when you go to bed because you don't know who you'll see in your dreams.

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

My bed and I are deeply in love. It's obvious my alarm clock is jealous.