Quote from Baywatch (Matt Brody)

Mitch: "Hey, One Direction. Are you here for the qualifier?"
Matt: "I'm Matt Brody, I don't have to try out. I've got two gold medals."

Matt Brody in Baywatch

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Summer: "Did you just look at my boobs? You should look at my face."
Matt: "I'm trying but it's so close to your boobs."

Matt Brody in Baywatch

Boobs

Mitch: "We've got a dead body on our beach."
Matt: "That's not our job."
Mitch: "My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there and my balls say we need to check it out."
Matt: "My balls say, 'let's just take it easy right here'."
Mitch: "What? Your balls sound like three-year-old girls."
Matt: "I don't know, man. That's just how they talk. But they're wise."

Matt Brody in Baywatch

You're in politics. You know that no one can claw their way to the top without getting a little dirt under their fingernails.

Victoria Leeds in Baywatch

Politics

Summer Quinn: "Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?"
Ronnie Greenbaum: "You see it too?"
Summer Quinn: "And she always looks wet, but not too wet."
Ronnie Greenbaum: "Right? She's the reason I believe in God."

Baywatch

There's no I in team, but there is a me.

Matt Brody in Baywatch

Matt Brody: "Hey, I'm Matt Brody!"
Summer Quinn: "And not a single f*ck was given..."

Baywatch

CJ: "You look amazing, by the way."
Victoria Leeds: "Well, someone has to."

Baywatch

I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns. Until then... I'm oceanic, motherf*cker.

Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch

Guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.

Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch

I need your help. Because as much as I know about laptops, I don't know shit about computers.

Matt Brody in Baywatch

I was born of the sea. I eat fire coral and I piss salt water. I scratch my back with a whale's d-ck, and I loofah my chest with his b-llsack.

Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch

CJ: "What is it that you think we do here?"
Matt: "Prevent people from getting sun burnt and occasionally stop them from drowning."

Matt Brody in Baywatch

Welcome to Baywatch. Our team is the elite of the elite. We're the heart and soul of this very beach. We protect when other people don't want to protect, and we go above and beyond.

Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch

I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Check-Point Charlie.

David Hasselhoff

Mistakes

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.

Pamela Anderson

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror.

Pamela Anderson

Beauty

My hair was so much a part of my personality and all my photo shoots. I hid behind my hair. And then, I just decided I was okay with myself. To have short hair and really show my face is even more revealing than anything. It's a statement - not to everyone else, more to myself. I'm just ready to get out from behind my hair and be myself.

Pamela Anderson

Tattoos are like stories - they're symbolic of the important moments in your life. Sitting down, talking about where you got each tattoo and what it symbolizes, is really beautiful.

Pamela Anderson

Tattoos

I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid.

Pamela Anderson

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

Pamela Anderson

KFC

That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

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Los Angeles

Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

Los Angeles

I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

Catherine O'Hara

Los Angeles

Linda: "Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?"
Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, p*rnstars, Mexican food."

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Los Angeles

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Craig Kilborn

Los Angeles

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022

California

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

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California New Mexico

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

Lex Luthor in Superman

California

All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.

Gloria Swanson

California

Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.

Linus Torvalds

California Helsinki

The biggest difference from Hawaii and Alabama would probably be there's no beaches. But other than that, the people are very nice.

Tua Tagovailoa

Hawaii Alabama

I grew up in Hawaii. My love of the natural world began here.

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Hawaii

Hawaii is paradise. It sounds cheesy to say it, but there's music in the air there.

Bruno Mars

Hawaii

Hawaii is the only place I know where they lay flowers on you while you are alive.

Will Rogers

Hawaii

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