The best Quotes from Baywatch

The best Quotes from Baywatch

Baywatch is an American action drama television series about lifeguards who patrol the beaches of Los Angeles County, California, and Hawaii, starring David Hasselhoff.

Summer: "Did you just look at my boobs? You should look at my face."
Matt: "I'm trying but it's so close to your boobs."
Matt Brody
Mitch: "We've got a dead body on our beach."
Matt: "That's not our job."
Mitch: "My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there and my balls say we need to check it out."
Matt: "My balls say, 'let's just take it easy right here'."
Mitch: "What? Your balls sound like three-year-old girls."
Matt: "I don't know, man. That's just how they talk. But they're wise."
Matt Brody
You're in politics. You know that no one can claw their way to the top without getting a little dirt under their fingernails.
Victoria Leeds
Summer Quinn: "Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?"
Ronnie Greenbaum: "You see it too?"
Summer Quinn: "And she always looks wet, but not too wet."
Ronnie Greenbaum: "Right? She's the reason I believe in God."
There's no I in team, but there is a me.
Matt Brody
Matt Brody: "Hey, I'm Matt Brody!"
Summer Quinn: "And not a single f*ck was given..."
CJ: "You look amazing, by the way."
Victoria Leeds: "Well, someone has to."
I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns. Until then... I'm oceanic, motherf*cker.
Mitch Buchannon
Guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.
Mitch Buchannon
I need your help. Because as much as I know about laptops, I don't know shit about computers.
Matt Brody
I was born of the sea. I eat fire coral and I piss salt water. I scratch my back with a whale's d-ck, and I loofah my chest with his b-llsack.
Mitch Buchannon
CJ: "What is it that you think we do here?"
Matt: "Prevent people from getting sun burnt and occasionally stop them from drowning."
Matt Brody
Mitch: "Hey, One Direction. Are you here for the qualifier?"
Matt: "I'm Matt Brody, I don't have to try out. I've got two gold medals."
Matt Brody
Welcome to Baywatch. Our team is the elite of the elite. We're the heart and soul of this very beach. We protect when other people don't want to protect, and we go above and beyond.
Mitch Buchannon

Quotes about Baywatch

"Baywatch" sucks so bad. I didn't watch it the first time around; I'm sure not going to buy a DVD. But really, you just kind of find out the categories of what's most foolish about these people. With Hasselhoff, it's obviously the huge man-t*ts with chest hair, probably a lot about his crappy acting, obviously the hamburger video - that's huge.
The 90s were a wonderful time,
A decade full of fun and crime.
The music was wild, the fashion bright,
A time of freedom, everyone's delight.

Eurodance beats drove us on,
Boybands and girlgroups, a phenomenon.
The disco ball spun to the beat,
Parties were hot, never discreet.

The movies were big, the series too,
Friends and Baywatch, a must-see view.
The phones were small, but we were cool,
Sending SMS, the latest tool.

The 90s, oh how lovely they were,
A decade we'll never forget, that's for sure.
The memories will always remain,
In our hearts, they'll never wane.

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Hey, if you got a second - stop staring at my boobs!
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