Quote from Batman (The Dark Knight)

Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

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Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded...

Batman in Batman - The Dark Knight

Truth

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

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I don't understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something created by nature, we call it progress.

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I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia, you are not scared, you are an a-shole!

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Challenge yourself; it's the only path which leads to growth.

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Ambition

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

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Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

Jack Nicholson

Relationships Argument

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

Jim Carrey

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

Men & Women

I always wanted to be a cowboy, and Jedi Knights are basically cowboys in space, right?

Liam Neeson

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I don't do my own stunts, but I do my own fighting. I don't consider fighting to be a stunt.

Liam Neeson

I've always been a movie guy, movies have been my thing. I love movies, all kinds of movies.

Christopher Nolan

I never considered myself a lucky person. I'm the most extraordinary pessimist. I truly am.

Christopher Nolan

I find there are a few places where I like to meditate more than in other places. There's a little Catholic church that I go to, and there's another temple I go to - there are certain places where I just feel more comfortable.

Michael Keaton

There comes a point in your life when you realize how quickly time goes by, and how quickly it has gone. Then it really speeds up exponentially. With that, I think you start to put a lot of things into context; you start to see how huge the world is, and really, the universe.

Michael Keaton

Kindness and politeness are not overrated at all. They're underused.

Tommy Lee Jones

Kindness

I want to photograph what I see and put it in a dramatic context. I'm an actor and a writer, and I want to tell these stories and present these shapes, colors and movements as I see them, as I see them serve a narrative. As I see that narrative serve an audience. That's what I want to do.

Tommy Lee Jones

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

Adam West

Memories

In the late '60s, there were the the three B's: The Beatles, Batman, and Bond.

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Being vegan just gives you such great karma.

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Vegans

I don't feel like a dream girl, but I think it's really nice. I guess a part of me wishes I got that sort of attention in my real life. Because in my real life, I'm this weird, dorky girl who just hangs out with her dog.

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Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long.

Alan Moore in Watchmen

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

Alan Moore in Watchmen

Lawyers are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

Danny DeVito

Lawyer Nuclear Weapons

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

Danny DeVito

Mark Twain created a new type of literature and not a lot of people can say that. Not a lot of people can say they're absolutely original and completely self-made.

Val Kilmer

Mark Twain

You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced.

Val Kilmer

Divorce

There's something liberating about not pretending. Dare to embarrass yourself. Risk!

Drew Barrymore

Character Self-Confidence

I never want to get to the point where it's all about my needs, and the hell with anybody else.

Drew Barrymore

It's good you're changing. Just don't change too much.

Catwoman in Gotham - Season 2 Episode 10

I'm a woman, I'm used to do things I don't want to do.

Laurel Hedare in Catwoman

I've learned that every working mom is a superwoman.

Uma Thurman

Mother

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

Uma Thurman

Cheating

I don't really make decisions, I go with the flow.

Nicole Kidman

You don't have to be naked to be sexy.

Nicole Kidman

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Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?

Tim Burton

Vision

One person's crazyness is another person's reality.

Tim Burton

Reality Craziness & Weirdness

Do you know the oldest lie in America, Senator? It's that power can be innocent.

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Power

Even you've got too old to die young, though not for lack of trying.

Alfred in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.

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Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

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