The best Quotes by Batgirl

I just watch two guys stealing TVs run into one another. Sadly, both televisions were lost... On the bright side, they'll each have a friend in jail.

I'm almost 50 percent sure nothing could go wrong.

Her hobby is hunting down the best fighters in the world and beating them to death with her bare hands.

A special ability to predict my opponent's moves. That doesn't begin to describe it. Time... ran together. The future... blending... into the moment. A blink of an eye... the knife thrust that follows... both one. It was like... like I could predict my opponent's moves. Okay, that does describe it. But it doesn't do it justice.

I have to find another path. Divine my own future. One uniquely mine. Not a page from someone else's book. Not a fate that begins and ends on page one.

A girl's gonna kick your butt!

I'm a dutiful college student... a devoted daughter... and a magnet for trouble. Among other things. My name is Stephanie Brown, and I'm Batgirl.

I'm not Barbara Gordon. I have to keep remembering that. Tonight, I'm not Barbara. Tonight, I'm not the Police Commissioner's daughter.
Tonight, I'm the one who pored over the details of the confidential police and reports when her dad wasn't looking.
I'm the one who recognized the vintage costumes you wear.
Tonight? Tonight, I'm Batgirl.

Dad thinks I'm too short. My Sensei thinks I'm too "girly". But just like the principles of jujitsu - I use their expectations against them. That will be their weakness. Not mine. Let them all underestimate me. Let them think they have the upper hand over the little girl. Let them relax while the adrenaline leaks out of their systems. Let them believe they're closing their grips on a shrinking violet. And when their guard is down and their pride is rising... let me kick their butts up around their ears.

Who knew wearing your costume under your clothes was so uncomfortable? Secret identities are such a pain.

My name's Jimmy Olsen, in case you didn't guess. James Bartholomew Olsen, it says on my birth certificate. Should look real nice on a tombstone, don't you think?

I'm Jimmy Olsen - photojournalist for the Metropolis Daily Planet - and this is where I shine.

My name's Zatanna Zatara. I'm a spellaholic.

Well, even a real sorceress can sometimes learn from a magician!

I'm not saying you can't be anything you want to be. But the whole "superhero" thing is much more than just wearing a cape and getting famous.

Life is a mystery, after all - frustratingly, wonderfully unfathomable.

But you do realize that you're utterly out of your collective minds, don't you?

You know, the devil would be jealous of your silver tongue. I know. I've met him.

We're all agents of destiny. The "accidental" encounter was ordained by fate a million years before any of us were born! We're all actors in a cosmic drama, and only the cosmic playwright knows how the last act will end!

This is my territory. Spells, Hocus Pocus, demons. It's meat and drink to me.

There's a madman on the loose, Superman. A cannon-slinging lunatic who calls himself... Bloodsport!

Being vegan just gives you such great karma.

I don't feel like a dream girl, but I think it's really nice. I guess a part of me wishes I got that sort of attention in my real life. Because in my real life, I'm this weird, dorky girl who just hangs out with her dog.

I don't want to be known as the Aerosmith chick, but it's fun to put on the boots and makeup and act like a tough girl.

I'm very uncomfortable with my body, and I'm not interested in people seeing it on screen.

I think I can deceive people. I'm like, the nice, sweet girl when you meet me. And I don't have any bad intentions. But I'm a bad girl too.

Never mess with a magical chick!

You see the world as a child does. "Good" and "evil" are not constants.

You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

See, if the bullets don't work, right, why the punching? I just never understood that.

How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?

Sometimes we have to do what’s right, even if your heart aches against it.

I love the rain. It's like angels are smooching all over us.

Do you know the oldest lie in America, Senator? It's that power can be innocent.

Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.

When I was a child, my planet Krypton was dying. I was sent to earth to protect my cousin. But my pod got knocked off-course and by the time I got here, my cousin had already grown up and become... Superman.

In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.

Darkness, the truest darkness, is not the absence of light. It is the conviction that the light will never return.

You can be a better hero. You can be a better hero than I ever was.

It's good you're changing. Just don't change too much.

Sometimes, when I feel the darkness come out... it feels good.