The best Quotes from Barbie

Humans only have one ending. Ideas live forever.

'Cause I'm just Ken
Anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?

It is the best day ever. So was yesterday and so is tomorrow and every day from now until forever.

Ken: "Hey, Barbie. Kann ich heute zu dir kommen?"
Barbie: "Klar. Ich hab nichts großes geplant. Nur ne riesen Föhn-Party mit allen Barbies, ner einstudierten Choreo und dem passenden Song. Komm doch vorbei."
Ken: "Klingt cool."

I used to like to play with my 'Ken and Barbie'-dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

You don't need to show up like a SWAT Team to rescue a Barbie from a little girl. If anything, you should be rescuing the little girl from the Barbie. Should be getting there like, "little girl, watch out! That Barbie can give you a warped sense of what a woman's body is supposed to be!"

Baby, you can find me under the lights
Diamonds under my eyes
Turn the rhythm up, don't you wanna just
Come along for the ride?
Ooh, my outfit so tight
You can see my heartbeat tonight
I can take the heat, baby, best believe
That's the moment I shine

My whole philosophy was that through the doll, a little girl could be anything she wanted to be.

I did not think this doll could ever be this huge.

They were using the dolls to project their dreams of their own futures as adult women.

Not your barbie girl, I'm livin' in my own world
I ain't plastic, call me classic
You can't touch me there, you can't touch my body
Unless I say so, ain't your barbie, no

I'm like Walmart version of Ken in the DreamHouse with no Barbie.

I swear, the next person who names me Barbie on Battle.net, gets an axe to the forehead.