The best Quotes from Barbie

Humans only have one ending. Ideas live forever.

'Cause I'm just Ken
Anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?

It is the best day ever. So was yesterday and so is tomorrow and every day from now until forever.

Ken: "Hey, Barbie. Kann ich heute zu dir kommen?"
Barbie: "Klar. Ich hab nichts großes geplant. Nur ne riesen Föhn-Party mit allen Barbies, ner einstudierten Choreo und dem passenden Song. Komm doch vorbei."
Ken: "Klingt cool."

I used to like to play with my 'Ken and Barbie'-dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

You don't need to show up like a SWAT Team to rescue a Barbie from a little girl. If anything, you should be rescuing the little girl from the Barbie. Should be getting there like, "little girl, watch out! That Barbie can give you a warped sense of what a woman's body is supposed to be!"

Baby, you can find me under the lights
Diamonds under my eyes
Turn the rhythm up, don't you wanna just
Come along for the ride?
Ooh, my outfit so tight
You can see my heartbeat tonight
I can take the heat, baby, best believe
That's the moment I shine

My whole philosophy was that through the doll, a little girl could be anything she wanted to be.

I did not think this doll could ever be this huge.

They were using the dolls to project their dreams of their own futures as adult women.

Not your barbie girl, I'm livin' in my own world
I ain't plastic, call me classic
You can't touch me there, you can't touch my body
Unless I say so, ain't your barbie, no

I'm like Walmart version of Ken in the DreamHouse with no Barbie.

I swear, the next person who names me Barbie on Battle.net, gets an axe to the forehead.

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

It's not easy to leave your hometown and your family and your support system and come out to Los Angeles to - to pursue a dream where the odds are not in your favor.

I never was that boy who loved gangster films, but when I was growing up, I was obsessed with the detective Dick Tracy. It was one of my favourite movies as a kid, and he really inspired me. I would have loved to be part of that golden age of Hollywood in the 1940s. It made me want to become an actor.

You can only be yourself, and it sounds cheesy, but when it comes to filmmaking, there's really nowhere to hide.

There's something messed up with my brain.

I've learned it's important not to limit yourself. You can do whatever you really love to do, no matter what it is.

Think you the shit, b*tch?
You not even the fart
I be goin' hard
I'm breakin' they hearts

I get whatever I like
B*tches won't bark, but they wanna bite
I got two milli' for usin' a mic, b*tch
Think about that when you type

Throwin' it back, put it right in his face
He like how it taste
He grabbin' my waist
Got him itchin' to stay
He the bank and I'm makin' him chase
I'm a baddie, I'm havin' my way
N*gga a munchie so we cannot date
He a eater, I made sure he ate

Baddie, he makin' me thicker
Rob his heart, b*tch, it's a stick up
I can't be fallin' in love with a n*gga
Pockets was small, they got bigger
You did me wrong, what I do?
Actin' a smoochie when I'm off the liquor
Showin' my thong, goin' ku
Throwin' it back and I watch him get bigger

Call me that bee while hе eatin' my honey
You know n*ggas lovе b*tches with money
I get a lot
Takin' her spot
If you ain't cookin', then get off the pot
My name Ice, but I always stay hot
Passenger princess, he pass me his knock

You a stranger, I feel like shit changed
I'm different, I don't feel the same
I'm a smoochie, like, you cannot change me
Trendin' topic, like, you cannot blame me

I like to think of my life as an impossible dream.

Television speeded everything up.

Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.

All the teams in the NBA will not be playing basketball on Election Day. And the Knicks were like, "Oh, no problem we don't play basketball every day, that's just what we do."

I could catfish as anyone! I could be my grandmother. I could be Justin Bieber. I could be Kim Jong-un.

I'm killing it with these ladies, yo. This is the best conversation I've ever had with women. Unfortunately.

Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!

Little princess in a terrible mess
A kingdom alone but no love to confess
Dreams of a prince on a tall white horse
Runs like a spirit by the castle walls

Regardless of our differences, this was still New York. A melting pot crammed onto an island, then pushed into a subway car with a rat eating pizza. You're not left or right. You're a New f*cking Yorker and we're in this together.

I've always been the one to say the first goodbye
Had to love and lose a hundred million times
Had to get it wrong to know just what I like
Now I'm falling

Whenever I'm feeling down, I remind myself that my flaws make me perfect, because in reality there is no perfect.

I don't think England and America ever had a war. So I genuinely believe that I'm gonna win over the hearts of the Americans.

Look, with the number of whelps I've sired, I think I've earned the right to make a dad joke or two.

You're gonna move the ocean into the desert? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, unless they do it while Burning Man is happening. In which case, go for it. Please take a bath, you dirty hippies!

The government was beholden to the NRA, and the NRA's power stemmed from one oft-debated sentence written at a time when guns were muskets and lightning was witchcraft, the Second Amendment.

If you dare as an organization to certify the cancellation of the McRib, I will not accept those results. I'm gonna get a group of people together and we're going to travel and we're going to march down to McDonald's headquarters. We're going to McDonald's the first week of January to start the year off with a bang.

"Always the life of the party." We'll see about that, honey. You ain't partied with me yet.

I think social media is our modern-day bubonic plague. It's actually the devil in all its forms. It just creates a fairy tale that is actually not a fairy tale. It's a fairy hell.

Girls who stick together are pretty girls.

I wonder how, I wonder why
Yesterday, you told me 'bout the blue, blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree
I'm turnin' my head up and down
I'm turnin', turnin', turnin', turnin', turnin' around
And all that I can see is just another lemon tree