Quotes about Barbecue - BBQ and Grilling

What do you mean, "he don't eat no meat"? That's okay. I'll make lamb.

I'd love to be a wasp. First, I'm gonna ruin someone's BBQ and then I'll drown myself in their beer.

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it's a start.

There are two different things: there's grilling, and there's barbecue. Grilling is when people say, 'We're going to turn up the heat, make it really hot and sear a steak, sear a burger, cook a chicken.' Barbecue is going low and slow.

Roast beef, medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy.

Comfort is key for a barbecue.

I love barbecue, it's my favorite thing to eat.

Cooking and eating food outdoors makes it taste infinitely better than the same meal prepared and consumed indoors.

I love the culture of grilling. It creates an atmosphere that is festive but casual.

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and BBQs to accept the things I can't.

Meat without wine is also a sin.

No matter how tough the meat may be, it's going to be tender if you slice it thin enough.

Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.

The last time I ate a plant was never.

You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and a-sholes! But I say, hey, have at it b*tches 'cause I love hot dogs.

Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: They are shooting stars-a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they're gone.

And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.

In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.

The Germans have six months of winter and six months of no summer.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

Summer is a promissory note signed in June, its long days spent and gone before you know it, and due to be repaid next January.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.

It feels like I'm under-summered again.

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

A lot has happened since my big fat Greek wedding. My father passed away, and his last wish was for us to visit his childhood village and reconnect with our roots. So we're having a reunion.

"Wasps can eat up to 50 grams of insects per day."
Not the ones that live in my garden. They drink 2 cans of coke, devour a steak and get angry when the ketchup's empty.

Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch – or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.

Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Anyone who doesn't have a great time in San Francisco is pretty much dead to me.

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience.

Big doesn't necessarily mean better. Sunflowers aren't better than violets.

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart.