Quote by Barack Obama (about Funny Politician Quotes)

Quote by Barack Obama (about Funny Politician Quotes)

Zach Galifianakis: "What is it like to be the last black president?"
Barack Obama: "Seriously? What's it like for this to be the last time, you'll ever talk to a president?"

Barack Obama in Between Two Ferns

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For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

Barack Obama

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When you fall, the real test is whether you can ignore the naysayers, pick yourself up and come back stronger.

Barack Obama - January 28, 2013 - Miami Heat visit the White House

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Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

Barack Obama

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Change Motivation

Look at Berlin, where Germans and Americans learned to work together and trust each other less than three years after facing each other on the field of battle.

Barack Obama

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To Michelle - my love and life's partner and Malia and Sasha - whose dazzling light makes everything brighter.

Barack Obama - A Promised Land

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Michelle Obama Book Dedications & Preambles

These days, I look in the mirror and I have to admit, I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be.

Barack Obama - White House Correspondents' Dinner 2013

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As tragic as these past few weeks have been, they offer an opportunity for us to all work together to tackle them, to take them on, to change America and make it live up to its highest ideals.

Barack Obama - June 2020

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Death of George Floyd

It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.

Joe Biden - August 2024

You know, not only am I campaigning, but I'm running the world.

Joe Biden - July 2024

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

Joe Biden - March 2024

A two-state solution is the only way to guarantee the long-term security of both the Israeli and the Palestinian people.
To make sure Israelis and Palestinians alike live in equal measure of freedom and dignity, we will not give up on working towards that goal.

Joe Biden - November 2023

2023 Middle East Conflict

We must, without equivocation, denounce antisemitism.
We must, without equivocation, denounce Islamophobia.

To all of you hurting: You belong.

You're all America.

Joe Biden - Oktober 2023

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

The easiest way to save money in our Budget, Billions and Billions of Dollars, is to terminate Elon's Governmental Subsidies and Contracts. I was always surprised that Biden didn't do it!

Donald Trump - Juni 2025

If you're not guilty of a crime, what do you need immunity for? If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?

Donald Trump - September 2016

The Epstein Files

While Walz pretends to support Americans in the Heartland, when the cameras are off, he believes that rural America is "mostly cows and rocks". Walz is obsessed with spreading California's dangerously liberal agenda far and wide.

Donald Trump - August 2024

I am for electric cars. I have to be, because Elon endorsed me very strongly. So, I have no choice.

Donald Trump - August 2024

I went to Massachusetts to make a difference. I didn't go there to begin a political career running time and time again. I made a difference. I put in place the things I wanted to do.

Mitt Romney

I like PBS. I love Big Bird. [..] But I’m not gonna keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for it.

Mitt Romney - 2012 Presidential Debate

Business and growing jobs is about taking risk, sometimes failing, sometimes succeeding, but always striving. It is about dreams. Usually, it doesn’t work out exactly as you might have imagined. Steve Jobs was fired at Apple. He came back and changed the world.

Mitt Romney

Steve Jobs Apple

Being president doesn’t change who you are; it reveals who you are.

Michelle Obama - August 2020, Democratic National Convention

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You have to stay in school. You have to. You have to go to college. You have to get your degree. Because that's the one thing people can't take away from you is your education. And it is worth the investment.

Michelle Obama

Education College

Through my education, I didn't just develop skills, I didn't just develop the ability to learn, but I developed confidence.

Michelle Obama

Just try new things! Don't be afraid! Step out of your comfort zones and soar, all right?

Michelle Obama

Arizona may be the only state in America where mothers don't tell their children that someday they can grow up and be president.

John McCain

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Nothing in life is more liberating than to fight for a cause larger than yourself.

John McCain

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Great Works Fighting

I fell in love with my country when I was a prisoner in someone else's.

John McCain

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I believe in evolution. But I also believe, when I hike the Grand Canyon and see it at sunset, that the hand of God is there also.

John McCain

Creation Sunset

When everyone at school is speaking one language, and a lot of your classmates' parents also speak it, and you go home and see that your community is different -there is a sense of shame attached to that. It really takes growing up to treasure the specialness of being different.

Sonia Sotomayor

You know, failure hurts. Any kind of failure stings. If you live in the sting, you will - undoubtedly - fail. My way of getting past the sting is to say no, I'm just not going to let this get me down.

Sonia Sotomayor

There are uses to adversity, and they don't reveal themselves until tested. Whether it's serious illness, financial hardship, or the simple constraint of parents who speak limited English, difficulty can tap unexpected strengths.

Sonia Sotomayor

I am an ordinary person who has been blessed with extraordinary opportunities and experiences.

Sonia Sotomayor

We don't go into journalism to be popular. It is our job to seek the truth and put constant pressure on our leaders until we get answers.

Helen Thomas

The presidency awed me, but presidents do not. Perhaps I have always expected too much of them, but I believe that when they reach the highest office in the land, they should live up to the greatest honor that can come to a person in American political life. Some have stood the test better than others.

Helen Thomas

In Plains, I saw Jimmy Carter as he really is - a nice, decent man... in terms of compassionate contribution to society, he certainly has proven to be our best past president.

Helen Thomas

Everyone with a cell phone thinks they're a photographer. Everyone with a laptop thinks they're a journalist. But they have no training, and they have no idea of what we keep to in terms of standards, as in what's far out and what's reality. And they have no dedication to truth.

Helen Thomas

Climate change is real. The science is compelling. And the longer we wait, the harder the problem will be to solve.

John F. Kerry

Think about this: terrorism, epidemics, poverty, the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction-all challenges that know no borders-the reality is that climate change ranks right up there with every single one of them.

John F. Kerry

Each and every child in this country is valuable because they are our future as a society. We cannot afford to lose a single child to ill-health, under-education, abuse, addiction, jail, or gun violence. America's highest goal should be for every child to grow up to be a successful young adult -- healthy, educated, free, secure, and a good citizen.

John F. Kerry

My definition of patriotism is to defend your country with the truth, no matter the consequences.

John F. Kerry

This weekend, millions of Americans will celebrate Cinco de Mayo and pay tribute to the rich history and courage of the Mexican people. This day of pride and celebration for Mexican Americans has been embraced by Americans of all backgrounds as a tribute to our deep historical, cultural and economic ties to Mexico. It is an opportunity to recognize the many ways in which Mexican Americans enrich the country with their culture.

Hillary Clinton

Mexico Cinco de Mayo

None of us should accept a future in which our daughters and granddaughters have fewer rights than we did.

Hillary Clinton - May 2022

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Daughters Women's Rights

I like live audiences, with real people - virtual reality is no substitute.

Hillary Clinton

Virtual Reality

It's about the kind of example we want to set for our children and grandchildren. Next time you see Trump on TV, think about all the children listening across America. You know, kids hear a lot more than we think.

Hillary Clinton - August 2016

Donald Trump Role Models

How does President Obama like his coffee? Like himself? Weak?

Zach Galifianakis in Between Two Ferns

Zach Galifianakis: "You have a hit pop song called 'Starving'."
Hailee Steinfeld: "Yes I do. Let me guess, you can't relate?"

Hailee Steinfeld in Between Two Ferns

They missed a great opportunity to shut up.

Jacques Chirac

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We went from a shitty team to one of the all-time best dynasties. All you needed was one little match to start that whole fire.

Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 10

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