You don't matter... in fact, in about 20 seconds you're not even gonna be matter.
Oh dude, you look like an egg with legs!
Jackass - about his dad with a Elvis suit on
Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "f-" by the end of this movie.
Bam Margera: "Now these rocket skates are going to be a little different than the last."
Johnny Knoxville: "You using different bottle rockets?"
Bam Margera: "Nope. Just more of 'em."
Johnny Knoxville: "You using different bottle rockets?"
Bam Margera: "Nope. Just more of 'em."
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Whose d do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
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Hi sweetie, I'm gonna inseminate you artificially... maybe for real if you play your cards right.
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I think I'm a little concussed.
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There's no such thing as a "pretty good" gator wrestler!
They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.
So, we've driven an hour north from Miami to Boca Raton, believe it or not, to film Steve-O jump into nine days worth of elephant poo.
Did you see the way I stopped the beanbag with my stomach? That's instinct. You can't teach that!
Now I know what it feels like to be my liver!
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I'm sick of the whole pooping thing... I'm gonna go get my butt cheeks pierced together.
That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
Scott Potasnik: "You guys are gonna hate me an hour from now."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate you already."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate you already."
That had bad news written all over it!
Johnny Knoxville in Jackass - The Movie
You were about five feet short of a ten-foot jump.
You're the crappiest human bowling ball I ever saw in my whole life!
I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
In England, they drive on the left side of the road.
In Pennsylvania we drive on what's left of the road.
In Pennsylvania we drive on what's left of the road.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Pennsylvania - and that's pretty much the same thing.
Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them.
Chris Pontius in Jackass - The Movie
I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete f*cking idiot!
Johnny Knoxville: "Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?"
Dave England: "No man. I shit my pants at the fair."
Dave England: "No man. I shit my pants at the fair."
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