You don't matter... in fact, in about 20 seconds you're not even gonna be matter.Bam Margera in Jackass
Oh dude, you look like an egg with legs!Bam Margera in Jackass, about his dad with a Elvis suit on
Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "f-" by the end of this movie.Bam Margera in Jackass
Bam Margera: "Now these rocket skates are going to be a little different than the last."
Johnny Knoxville: "You using different bottle rockets?"
Bam Margera: "Nope. Just more of 'em."
Whose d do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?Bam Margera in Jackass