The best Quotes from Baldur's Gate

When the screaming stops and your mind is gone the rest perhaps is silence.

How would you feel about helping me kill some evil bastards?

Findal: "Oh, thank you, thank you. I thought I was going to die down here."
Player: "Don't thank me yet. I'm here to finish what they started."

Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.

Common gossip! The byproducts of ignorance and jealousy.

Where devils tread, chaos follows.

Tread carefully, now. Not even a god would survive sacrificing me.

I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect -and I don't live to be- but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

What other people think of you is none of your business.

They get in your head. People tell lies about you, and other people believe them. And it gets to the point where the lies might as well be the truth.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

I've heard so many stories about me now that I don't know which one is the most popular. But I do know which is the least popular: the truth.

Haters will say what they want but their hate will never stop you from chasing your dream!

The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

One person can keep a secret, but not two.

Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed.

A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.

It doesn't matter what people say about me, I weather the storm.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Everyone makes their own comments. That's how rumors get started.

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Women don't dress up to be admired by men. They do to anger other women.

People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And sometimes, for some people, knowing some things makes them care.

Show me someone who never gossips, and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.

If you ask me, I think the people spreading rumors around here don't have access to any real information.

Gossip to me is absolutely diabolical.

I don't care what you think of me. I don't think of you at all.

Real friends see your mistakes and tell you about them. False friends see your mistakes and tell others about them.

Fake friends listen to rumours, real friends listen to you.

It's always the people that know the least about you that want to judge you the most.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

People talk worse about people than they talk good about people, because a lot of people like drama.

I'm not gonna worry about what people think about me. I'm too busy. I don't give a hoot.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.

Dispense peace with the ultimate weaponry!

Return, refit, and redeploy to purge the stain of this failure with the peroxide of victory.

Sylvanas: "Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde."
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"

My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Michael: "I'm trying to relate to you."
Jimmy: "No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche."
Michael: "Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial."

Lester: "It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive."
Michael: "You can't put a price on freedom."

CJ: "Can you shoot?"
The Truth: "Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!"

Sweet Johnson: "You're dressed like a hooker!"
Kendl: "You two would know what a hooker looks like."
CJ: "You say that like it's a bad thing."

CJ: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
Cesar: "Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business."

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

CJ: "You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?"
Woozie: "I'm blind, Carl... not stupid."

Oh, Anna. I was expecting an arrow from Cupid, and got a bullet from an ugly motherf*cker instead!