Bad Pickup Lines - So cheesy, they're good

Here you can find the funniest, cheesiest bad pickup lines. They're so bad, they're actually kind of good.

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Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
 
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Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
 
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Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
 
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Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
 
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I'm thirsty, and guess whose body is 75% water?

Unknown
 
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You should be called Wifi. Because I'm starting to feel a real connection.

Unknown
 
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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

Unknown
 
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I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Unknown
 
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?

Unknown
 
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Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

Unknown
 
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Gonna be spending "alentine's Day" alone...
Unless someone is looking to give me the "V".

Disguised Toast
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I have lost my number... can I have yours?

Unknown
 
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Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.

Unknown
 
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