Bad Pickup Lines - So cheesy, they're good

You a Transformer? Because if you were, you'd be Optimus Fine.

Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.

Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.

Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

I'm thirsty, and guess whose body is 75% water?

You should be called Wifi. Because I'm starting to feel a real connection.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?

Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

Gonna be spending "alentine's Day" alone...
Unless someone is looking to give me the "V".

I have lost my number... can I have yours?

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.