I'm thirsty, and guess whose body is 75% water?
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You should be called Wifi. Because I'm starting to feel a real connection.
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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
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I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
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Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.
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Gonna be spending "alentine's Day" alone...
Unless someone is looking to give me the "V".
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I have lost my number... can I have yours?
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Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
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