I'm thirsty, and guess whose body is 75% water?Unknown
You should be called Wifi. Because I'm starting to feel a real connection.Unknown
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.Unknown
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?Unknown
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?Unknown
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.Unknown
Gonna be spending "alentine's Day" alone...
Unless someone is looking to give me the "V".
I have lost my number... can I have yours?Unknown
Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.Unknown