We're not just black, we're cops too. We'll pull ourselves over later.0
Mike, you go to therapy to get your issues worked out, not bang your therapist.0
Marcus: 'Remember: Knock and talk.'
Mike: [tritt Tür ein] 'Okay, Knock Knock! Miami PD, get down!'
Marcus: 'What the hell happened to knock and talk?'
Mike: 'Hands behind your head, right now!'
Marucs: 'I got this. I'm 'a penetrate this man's soul with my heart.'
Marcus: 'Watch and learn! Sir, that you're scared. You know, sometime -'
[Marcus gets beaten]
Mike: 'How deep you think you got in his soul?'
You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.0
Marcus Burnett: 'Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her.'
Mike Lowrey: 'Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?'
Marcus Burnett: 'They fuck just like us!'
Fouchet: 'I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don't you?'
Casper: 'Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide.'
Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.0
There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them.0
Have my daughter back by 10:01. If she's not back by 10:01 I'm in the car, locked, loaded and hunting your fucking ass down.0
'I blow you. And I blow you.'
Marcus Burnett: 'Blow me? What the fuck? Naw, naw.'
I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.0
I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner.0