I never feel more Boomer than I do when I'm trying to find what category a specific emoji belongs to.
I'll never accept a Baby Boomer saying mean things about my tattoos.
"Why did you ruin your body with those?"
"I don't know, Nancy, why did you ruin Earth?"
"Why did you ruin your body with those?"
"I don't know, Nancy, why did you ruin Earth?"
Boomer: "Why aren't these Millennials getting married? I married my sweetheart as soon as we left high school."
Also boomer: "I hate my wife."
Also boomer: "I hate my wife."
If I had a dollar for every time a boomer insulted me...
I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
Why do Baby Boomers always pay with a Visa?
Because they hate change.
Because they hate change.
How do boomers change a lightbulb?
They don't, they just keep talking about how great the old one was.
They don't, they just keep talking about how great the old one was.
What's a boomer's favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote?
"Take what you can, give nothing back."
"Take what you can, give nothing back."
Looking forward to ruining Thanksgiving this year by saying "Okay, Boomer" after the family prayer.
The baby boomers are the most spoiled, most self-centered, most narcissistic generation the country's ever produced.
Why do boomers type in all caps?
BECAUSE THEY'RE CAPITALISTS.
BECAUSE THEY'RE CAPITALISTS.
Why do boomers make horrible cashiers?
They're afraid of change.
They're afraid of change.
What's a Baby Boomer's favorite toy?
A Boomerang.
A Boomerang.
I just feel like all we have to do is take Facebook away from boomers and everything will be normal.
What do you call a small creeper in Minecraft?
A baby boomer.
A baby boomer.
