Quotes and Voice-Lines by Azir, the Emperor of the Sands

War is an instrument that can make or destroy its leaders.

What is the desert, but the ashes of my enemies?

For emperors, it's all about how you carry yourself.

So, a pigeon walks into a bar...

Renekton: "The boy who plays at being emperor!"
Azir: "And a once-beloved soldier, no longer fit to serve."

We are made by our choices.

Ekko: "Okay, so this is called a 'Z-Drive'."
Azir: "And how many 'hextechs' does this one cost?"

Irelia: "My heart weeps for every fallen ally."
Azir: "A leader must see victory beyond each loss."

The world is a desert. I am the oasis.

Jarvan IV: "A shame your pride wouldn't let you bow to my father."
Azir: "When I buried him, you will bow to me."

Shurima is where all paths converge.

Jarvan IV: "Bow, or die... Emperor."
Azir: "Your inexperience will be your downfall, little prince."

A true leader does not hesitate.

You may be large Vilemaw, but you remain an insect to me.

Renekton, once a noble warrior, now naught but a mad beast.

When every trace of you is lost, I will remain.

My empire lives in every grain of sand.

Best way to the heart is between the ribs.

Pyke: "They all sink before they float."
Wolf: "Dead should stay dead!"
Lamb: "He will soon wish he had."

Kalista: "We shall pierce their treasonous hearts!"
Lamb: "Betrayers make for worthy prey."

Soothsayer: "Wash away all that troubles you."
Wolf: "We are the troubles!"

Jinx: "You build the VROOM VROOMs and I'll do the kachachaCHOOs."
Heimerdinger: "Ah, I see we're using technical terms."

Garen: "My heart and sword, for Demacia."
Jinx: "My blarg and bloof for bablafia."

Malphite: "The girl always beats me. I must learn her powers."
Taliyah: "Perhaps you should choose Scissors, Malphite."

Hecarim: "The living will fall."
Wolf: "They always do!"
Lamb: "By arrow or by teeth."

Darius: "Remember why you fight, brother."
Draven: "Blah blah Noxus, blah blah strength."

Taric: "Your arrogance is impressive."
Aurelion Sol: "It is the least impressive thing about me."

Miss Fortune: "Cute bird. He bulletproof?"
Quinn: "Cute face. Talon-proof?"

Swain: "Demacia's walls will crumble."
Quinn: "Then I'll have a clean shot at your head."

Sejuani: "We will take Demacia!"
Quinn: "Not the first time I've heard that."

My bird could beat up your boar.

Miss Fortune: "I'd oughta show you the sights of Bilgewater."
Quinn: "The sights are fine. The smells on the other hand..."

Gangplank: "I don't suppose you've ever sailed, have ye?"
Quinn: "I don't suppose you've ever bathed, have ye?"

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

The only true death is to never live.

What's in my violin case? Violence.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.

You know, you couldn't have shadows without light.

The key to immortality? Not dying!