Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Azerbaijan - and that's practically the same thing.
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If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?
I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.
Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 12
3Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 23
2If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 24 Episode 5
3We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.
Everybody in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta.
Megara in Hercules
1Life is too short to learn German.
Richard Porson (britischer klassischer Philologe) - 25.12.1759 - 25.09.1808
3German literacy ought to be gently and reverently set aside among the dead languages, for only the dead have time to learn it.
Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!
If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family.
Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
1In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.
Ozzy Man Reviews - Royal Tour [FEAT. Prince Harry and Meghan]
1Australia... not just the country where Russell Crowe lives, but very much the Russell Crowe of countries.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
1People moving to Norway has made Norway richer, economically, but also our culture has become more rich in many ways.
November always seems to me the Norway of the year.
When you come to Norway, you should leave Oslo as soon as possible. Not because Oslo isn't a great city, but because the rest of the country is so beautiful.
You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.
Antoine Lambert in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2
1Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Brexit II
1We need to stop the Islamisation of the Netherlands.
Geert Wilders - Februar 2008
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
Nigel Powers in Austin Powers - Goldmember
Dutch food is terrible, I think. What sort of person starts the day with egg and cheese?
In Italy, you know you've found a truly authentic restaurant when they don't have an English menu. In India, it's when there are no utensils and you must eat with your hands.
Denmark... also known as "wrong Norway", "different Sweden" and "that's actually not Finland".
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
The minimum wage in Denmark is about twice that of the United States, and people who are totally out of the labor market or unable to care for themselves have a basic income guarantee of about $100 per day.
There was the thought that this would send me into retirement. I sent their entire country into retirement.
Zlatan Ibrahimović - after qualifying for the EURO 2016 with Sweden against Denmark
Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."
Marcus Higgins in Grown Ups
A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.
Emma in One Day
This weekend, millions of Americans will celebrate Cinco de Mayo and pay tribute to the rich history and courage of the Mexican people. This day of pride and celebration for Mexican Americans has been embraced by Americans of all backgrounds as a tribute to our deep historical, cultural and economic ties to Mexico. It is an opportunity to recognize the many ways in which Mexican Americans enrich the country with their culture.
Colombians say, God made our land so beautiful it was unfair to the rest of the world. So to even the score, God populated the land with a race of evil men.
César Gaviria in Narcos - Season 1 Episode 5
In Colombia, when money's involved, blood inevitably flows.
Steve Murphy in Narcos - Season 1 Episode 7
I have given the Minister of Defense and all the military one big goal and that is by the end of my administration we will end up having the lowest homicide rate in the last 30 years in Colombia.
The Ukrainian people are defending the values of freedom and democracy on which our civilization is based, and the very foundations of international law.
Giorgia Meloni - Juli 2023
The special military operation was done for the purpose of "denazification," while we've made Ukraine into a nation that's known throughout the world. They're like the Greeks or the Romans at their peaks. And as far as "demilitarization," if they had some 500 tanks at the start of the special military operation, now they have 5,000. If they had 20,000 capable fighters before, now they have 400,000. What kind of demilitarization is that? Now it looks more like we did the opposite, somehow or other, and militarized Ukraine.
Yevgeny Prigozhin - May 2023
We all know that Ukrainians are ready to die for the European perspective. We want them to live with us for the European dream.
Ursula von der Leyen - Juni 2022
Violet: "I'm so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of the English."
Matthew: "But isn't she American?"
Violet: "Exactly."
Matthew: "But isn't she American?"
Violet: "Exactly."
Queen Elizabeth II was the rock on which modern Britain was built. Our country has grown and flourished under her reign. In the difficult days ahead, we will come together with our friends across the United Kingdom to celebrate her extraordinary lifetime of service.
Liz Truss - September 2022
Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 1 Episode 21
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