The best Quotes by Axel Collins

If you're looking for new experiences, new feelings, there's always someone saying, "You shouldn't be doing that." Sure, I organized that party. You can lock me up, throw me in jail and give me community service, but don't ask me not to live!

You've gotta see the bigger picture! It means not conformin'. It means havin' parties, each one bigger than the last one. It means transporin' people with our music so they can forget about this shit goin' on in their lives.

Blame is a bucket of shit that mediocre men throw around. Real men carry blame on their shoulders.

Falling in love with Anna was the most incredible thing that's ever happened to me. She made me feel like I could crush the world between me finger and thumb.

I didn't realize how destructive the truth could be.

If you live like a god when you’re 20, how can you be happy after that? You’ve had it all: love, girls, the perfect life. After that, how could you not be sad? The good times are always behind you.

I reckon I must've lived more in the last 24 hours than the last 24 years.

Andreu Calafat: "I was one of those people who used to cry at films. Now it's the done thing. Now you're a sensitive type, but before you were seen as a sissy."
Boxer: "That's why I always sit in the front row."

A sexy glance beats a bl*wjob every time.

They knew that life is best lived through the senses.

Blessing a casino in God's name must be the worst thing a priest can do. Apart from pedophilia.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"