Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.
John Oliver in Last Week TonightAustralia is not a secular country. It is a free country. This is a nation where you have the freedom to follow any belief system you choose.
Scott MorrisonDon't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
ApocalypseCharles M. SchulzIn order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.
McDonald'sOzzy Man Reviews, Royal Tour [FEAT. Prince Harry and Meghan]Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.
America, CanadaDouglas AdamsShit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. Fuck's sake, Malcolm, fuck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.
CricketOzzy Man Reviews, Cricket Ball TamperingAustralia... not just the country where Russel Crowe lives, but very much the Russel Crowe of countries.
John Oliver in Last Week Tonight