The best Quotes and Sayings about Australia

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

Australia... not just the country where Russell Crowe lives, but very much the Russell Crowe of countries.

If you want to develop character, go to Australia.

Wow. Australia! That sounds kind of... far.

The use of the word "just" by an Australian means that whatever it is you have to do, it will not be easy, as in "Just pull that sword out of the stone" or "Just split that atom."

If you're wondering where Australia's at culturally, 30 years ago, one of its TV stations decided to play the occasional foreign film.
To this day, the most common joke about that station is you can see tits on there.

Australia is not a secular country. It is a free country. This is a nation where you have the freedom to follow any belief system you choose.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.

Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. F-ck's sake, Malcolm, f-ck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.