The best Quotes and Sayings about Australia

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.

Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. Fuck's sake, Malcolm, fuck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.