Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
1In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.
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1Australia... not just the country where Russell Crowe lives, but very much the Russell Crowe of countries.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
1Here was the chance to provide the leadership the country deserved: positive, modern, rational, appealing to people's hopes rather than their fears.
If you want to develop character, go to Australia.
Wow. Australia! That sounds kind of... far.
Carlos Alvarez in A Perfect Pairing
The use of the word "just" by an Australian means that whatever it is you have to do, it will not be easy, as in "Just pull that sword out of the stone" or "Just split that atom."
Michael Palin - Full Circle with Michael Palin (1997)
If you're wondering where Australia's at culturally, 30 years ago, one of its TV stations decided to play the occasional foreign film.
To this day, the most common joke about that station is you can see t*ts on there.
To this day, the most common joke about that station is you can see t*ts on there.
Australia is not a secular country. It is a free country. This is a nation where you have the freedom to follow any belief system you choose.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.
Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. F*ck's sake, Malcolm, f*ck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Australia - and that's practically the same thing.
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The fellas point to someone in the man-cave... oi! It's 50 Cent, or as we say down-under... half a buck. Why is he upside down? That looks uncomfortable as f*ck! He's a dedicated bloke, I don't think I could comment videos upside down.
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I do hope his pleasure pump is not like his stinger. If it falls off and he dies after this, that would be tragic.
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1It's important to remember, you only live once. I don't say this to encourage risky fun behavior. I say this to discourage risky fun behavior.
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The first time I tried that when I was a teenager, I broke me wrist. Yeah, nah, having a broken wrist when you're a horny teenager is f*cking devastating.
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If not today, then when? If not tomorrow, then when? Just quit your job if you want to and fly away! This motivational video is not guaranteed to work, results vary from individual to individual.
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Every creature on earth is built like a supercar, we just don't know it, until we find the keys. Have you found your keys?
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You're genetically designed to take down zebras, yet you're picking on a f*cking mongoose, mate. [..] The whole animal kingdom thinks you're a p*ssy!
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Sydney is rather like an arrogant lover. When it rains it can deny you its love and you can find it hard to relate to. It's not a place that's built to be rainy or cold. But when the sun comes out, it bats its eyelids, it's glamorous, beautiful, attractive, smart, and it's very hard to get away from its magnetic pull.
Sydney in general is eclectic. You can be on that brilliant blue ocean walk in the morning and then within 20 minutes you can be in a completely vast suburban sprawl or an Italian or Asian suburb, and it's that mix of people, it's that melting pot of people that give it its vital personality.
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Sydney - which is kinda the same.
You can leave Melbourne, but it will never leave you.
Melbourne is my type of city, much more so than Sydney.
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Melbourne - which is kinda the same.
The most effective check and balance on government has been an independent press which maintains its credibility by ensuring that its criticism is balanced and based on fact - based indeed on solid journalistic work.
When politicians offer you something for nothing, or something that sounds too good to be true, it's always worth taking a careful second look.
I love radio - it is part of your life, whispering into your ear. You can't see it, but equally importantly it can't see you.
Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
2There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.
I know her loss will be deeply felt throughout the country.
King Charles III - September 2022
Lola: "Can't you just discuss my love life behind my back, like normal people?"
Diane: "Uh, no. We can't do that. Not our style."
Diane: "Uh, no. We can't do that. Not our style."
The human race should just slow down and think about what it is doing.
You think the attachments to cafe toilet keys are big? Interesting, interesting.
I think they're normal sized.
I think they're normal sized.
A safe and effective vaccine will be available to all Australians and will be a key step in our recovery in 2021.
Scott Morrison - New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
The fact that all of this was happening in virtual space made no difference. Being virtually killed by virtual laser in virtual space is just as effective as the real thing, because you are as dead as you think you are.
If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.
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3Nothing happens in cricket, ever. Even the highlights resemble a freeze frame.
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