The best Quotes from Austin Powers

Austin Powers is a series of American spy action comedy films: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and Austin Powers in Goldmember. The films were directed by Jay Roach; produced, written by and starring Mike Myers as both the title character and Dr Evil; and distributed by New Line Cinema.

The best Quotes from Austin Powers
Quote from Austin Powers - Goldständer, by Nigel Powers

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

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Quote from Austin Powers - Goldständer, by Mini-Me

Mini-Me: 'Are you a clone of an angel?'
Foxxy Cleopatra: 'Oh, how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not.'
Mini-Me: 'Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?'
Foxxy Cleopatra: 'Yes I'm sure.'
Mini-Me: 'Would you like to?'

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Quote from Austin Powers - Goldständer, by Dr. Evil

Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! One, two, and three, okay. I'm okay.

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Quote from Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Dr. Evil

You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

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Quote from Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Felicity Shagwell

Felicity Shagwell: 'Austin Powers, I presume.'
Austin: 'Powers by name, powers by reputation.'
Felicity Shagwell: 'Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation.'
Austin: 'Oh, be-have.'
Felicity Shagwell: 'Not if I can help it.'

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Quote from Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers

Austin: 'Who are you, baby?'
Ivana: 'Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.'
Austin: 'Excuse me?'
Ivana: 'Ivana Humpalot.'
Austin: 'Well, I wanna (Ivana) toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?'

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Quote from Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers

Vanessa: 'Do you smoke after sex?'
Austin: 'I don't know, baby, I never looked.'

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Quote from Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers

You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.

England & Great Britain, California
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Quote from Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers

Ivana: "Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?"
Austin: "I can guess, baby."
Ivana: "We play chess."
Austin: "I guessed wrong."

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Quote from Austin Powers - Das Schärfste, was Ihre Majestät zu bieten hat, by Austin Powers

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound.

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Quote from Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Dr. Evil

Hang in there, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on and get another replica, but there would be a ten-minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

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