The best Quotes from Austin Powers

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Nigel Powers - Goldmember

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Mini-Me: "Are you a clone of an angel?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Oh, how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not."
Mini-Me: "Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Yes I'm sure."
Mini-Me: "Would you like to?"

Mini-Me - Goldmember

I don't kiss and tell. I shag and brag, baby!

Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! One, two, and three, okay. I'm okay.

Dr. Evil - Goldmember

You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Dr. Evil - The Spy Who Shagged Me

Felicity Shagwell: "Austin Powers, I presume."
Austin: "Powers by name, powers by reputation."
Felicity Shagwell: "Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation."
Austin: "Oh, be-have."
Felicity Shagwell: "Not if I can help it."

Felicity Shagwell - The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin: "Who are you, baby?"
Ivana: "Ivana. Ivana Humpalot."
Austin: "Excuse me?"
Ivana: "Ivana Humpalot."
Austin: "Well, I wanna (Ivana) toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?"

The Spy Who Shagged Me

Vanessa: "Do you smoke after sex?"
Austin: "I don't know, baby, I never looked."

The Spy Who Shagged Me

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen! No? Nothing?

Dr. Evil - Goldmember

I'm not saying it's hot, but I'm pretty sure the thermometer reads "Satan's Balls".

Dr. Evil

You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.

The Spy Who Shagged Me

England & Great Britain California

Ivana: "Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?"
Austin: "I can guess, baby."
Ivana: "We play chess."
Austin: "I guessed wrong."

The Spy Who Shagged Me

Russia Chess

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound.

International Man of Mystery

"Doctor" Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister". Thank you very much.

Dr. Evil - International Man of Mystery

You're the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for.

Dr. Evil - Goldmember

Basil Exposition: "Austin, the Cold War is over."
Austin Powers: "Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades?"
Basil Exposition: "Austin... we won."

Basil Exposition

If you have an issue, here's a tissue.

Nigel Powers

Hang in there, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on and get another replica, but there would be a ten-minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

Dr. Evil - The Spy Who Shagged Me

You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

Dr. Evil - International Man of Mystery

Are those frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?

Dr. Evil - Goldmember

That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!

Dr. Evil

What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man. If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would've done things much differently but the spirit would remain the same. It's freedom baby.

International Man of Mystery

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