The best Quotes from Austin Powers

Here you can find the best Quotes from the Austin Powers movies. Agent Austin Powers, his evil counterpart Dr. Evil, Austins father Nigel Powers and Mini-Me are just bursting out funny Lines in these movies.

The best Quotes from Austin Powers

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Funny QuotesAustin Powers - Goldmember, by Nigel Powers
 
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Mini-Me: "Are you a clone of an angel?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Oh, how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not."
Mini-Me: "Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Yes I'm sure."
Mini-Me: "Would you like to?"

Austin Powers - Goldmember, by Mini-Me
 
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I don't kiss and tell. I shag and brag, baby!

Austin Powers, by Austin Powers
 
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Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! One, two, and three, okay. I'm okay.

Austin Powers - Goldmember, by Dr. Evil
 
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You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me, by Dr. Evil
 
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Felicity Shagwell: "Austin Powers, I presume."
Austin: "Powers by name, powers by reputation."
Felicity Shagwell: "Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation."
Austin: "Oh, be-have."
Felicity Shagwell: "Not if I can help it."

Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me, by Felicity Shagwell
 
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Austin: "Who are you, baby?"
Ivana: "Ivana. Ivana Humpalot."
Austin: "Excuse me?"
Ivana: "Ivana Humpalot."
Austin: "Well, I wanna (Ivana) toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?"

Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me, by Austin Powers
 
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Vanessa: "Do you smoke after sex?"
Austin: "I don't know, baby, I never looked."

Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me, by Austin Powers
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen! No? Nothing?

Austin Powers - Goldmember, by Dr. Evil
 
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I'm not saying it's hot, but I'm pretty sure the thermometer reads "Satan's Balls".

Austin Powers, by Dr. Evil
 
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You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.

England & Great Britain, CaliforniaAustin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me, by Austin Powers
 
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Ivana: "Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?"
Austin: "I can guess, baby."
Ivana: "We play chess."
Austin: "I guessed wrong."

Russia, ChessAustin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me, by Austin Powers
 
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As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound.

Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery, by Austin Powers
 
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"Doctor" Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister". Thank you very much.

Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery, by Dr. Evil
 
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You're the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for.

Austin Powers - Goldmember, by Dr. Evil
 
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Basil Exposition: "Austin, the Cold War is over."
Austin Powers: "Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades?"
Basil Exposition: "Austin... we won."

Austin Powers, by Basil Exposition
 
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If you have an issue, here's a tissue.

Austin Powers, by Nigel Powers
 
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Hang in there, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on and get another replica, but there would be a ten-minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me, by Dr. Evil
 
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You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery, by Dr. Evil
 
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Are those frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?

Austin Powers - Goldmember, by Dr. Evil
 
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That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!

Austin Powers, by Dr. Evil
 
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What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man. If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would've done things much differently but the spirit would remain the same. It's freedom baby.

Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery, by Austin Powers
 
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