The best Quotes from Austin Powers

Austin Powers is a series of American spy action comedy films: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and Austin Powers in Goldmember. The films were directed by Jay Roach; produced, written by and starring Mike Myers as both the title character and Dr Evil; and distributed by New Line Cinema.

The best Quotes from Austin Powers

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Funny QuotesAustin Powers - Goldständer, by Nigel Powers
 
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Mini-Me: "Are you a clone of an angel?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Oh, how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not."
Mini-Me: "Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Yes I'm sure."
Mini-Me: "Would you like to?"

Austin Powers - Goldständer, by Mini-Me
 
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Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! One, two, and three, okay. I'm okay.

Austin Powers - Goldständer, by Dr. Evil
 
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You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Dr. Evil
 
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Felicity Shagwell: "Austin Powers, I presume."
Austin: "Powers by name, powers by reputation."
Felicity Shagwell: "Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation."
Austin: "Oh, be-have."
Felicity Shagwell: "Not if I can help it."

Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Felicity Shagwell
 
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Austin: "Who are you, baby?"
Ivana: "Ivana. Ivana Humpalot."
Austin: "Excuse me?"
Ivana: "Ivana Humpalot."
Austin: "Well, I wanna (Ivana) toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?"

Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers
 
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Vanessa: "Do you smoke after sex?"
Austin: "I don't know, baby, I never looked."

Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers
 
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You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.

England & Great Britain, CaliforniaAustin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers
 
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Ivana: "Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?"
Austin: "I can guess, baby."
Ivana: "We play chess."
Austin: "I guessed wrong."

Russia, ChessAustin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers
 
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As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound.

Austin Powers - Das Schärfste, was Ihre Majestät zu bieten hat, by Austin Powers
 
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Hang in there, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on and get another replica, but there would be a ten-minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Dr. Evil
 
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