The best Quotes from Austin Powers

Austin Powers is a series of American spy action comedy films: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and Austin Powers in Goldmember. The films were directed by Jay Roach; produced, written by and starring Mike Myers as both the title character and Dr Evil; and distributed by New Line Cinema.

The best Quotes from Austin Powers

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Funny QuotesAustin Powers - Goldständer, by Nigel Powers
 
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Mini-Me: 'Are you a clone of an angel?'
Foxxy Cleopatra: 'Oh, how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not.'
Mini-Me: 'Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?'
Foxxy Cleopatra: 'Yes I'm sure.'
Mini-Me: 'Would you like to?'

Austin Powers - Goldständer, by Mini-Me
 
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Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! One, two, and three, okay. I'm okay.

Austin Powers - Goldständer, by Dr. Evil
 
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You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Dr. Evil
 
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Felicity Shagwell: 'Austin Powers, I presume.'
Austin: 'Powers by name, powers by reputation.'
Felicity Shagwell: 'Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation.'
Austin: 'Oh, be-have.'
Felicity Shagwell: 'Not if I can help it.'

Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Felicity Shagwell
 
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Austin: 'Who are you, baby?'
Ivana: 'Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.'
Austin: 'Excuse me?'
Ivana: 'Ivana Humpalot.'
Austin: 'Well, I wanna (Ivana) toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?'

Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers
 
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Vanessa: 'Do you smoke after sex?'
Austin: 'I don't know, baby, I never looked.'

Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers
 
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You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.

England & Great Britain, CaliforniaAustin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers
 
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Ivana: "Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?"
Austin: "I can guess, baby."
Ivana: "We play chess."
Austin: "I guessed wrong."

Russia, ChessAustin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Austin Powers
 
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As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound.

Austin Powers - Das Schärfste, was Ihre Majestät zu bieten hat, by Austin Powers
 
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Hang in there, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on and get another replica, but there would be a ten-minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

Austin Powers - Spion in geheimer Missionarsstellung, by Dr. Evil
 
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