Sometimes, being touched makes me jumpy. It has to be a hard touch. Pressure. I like pressure. I don't like soft. Is that okay to say on the first date?0
Sam: 'They think I'm weird.'
Zahid: 'You are weird. So what? The French eat snails, and that's weird as hell. But you know they're getting laid.'
Every girl is pretty in her own way, like a snowflake in a seasonal antarctic storm.0
Julia thinks that I should put myself out there and find someone to have sex with. Well, she didn't say the sex part, I added that.0
Antarctica is the most remote continent on the planet. It has 90% of the world's ice, but it's considered a desert, because the annual rainfall is only about eight inches. You wouldn't think it was a desert when you looked at it. That's why I like it. It's not what it looks like.0