The best Quotes from Disney's Atlantis

Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.

Mole: "The magma has solidified in the bowels of the volcano, effectively blocking the exit."
Mrs. Packard: "I got the same problem with sauerkraut."

Cartographer, linguist, plumber. Hard to believe he's still single.

I said, "Thatch, if you ever actually find that so-called journal, not only will I finance the expedition, but I'll kiss you full on the mouth." Imagine my embarrassment, when he found the darn thing.

Danged lightnin' bugs done bit me one my sit upon. Somebody's gonna have to suck out that poison. Now, don't everybody jump at once!

Of course I can drive a truck. You got your steering, and your gas, and your brake, and of course, this... metal looking thing.

Some obstacles cannot be removed with a mere show of force.

You can't put a price on the pursuit of knowledge!

When you hit bottom the only place left to go is up.

Helga: "That would be lettuce."
Cookie: "Ugh... Lettuce?"
Helga: "It's a vegetable, Cookie. The men need the four basic food groups."
Cookie: "I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!"

To whoever took the "L" from the Motor Pool sign... ha-ha, we are all very amused.

You're so skinny, if you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, you'd look like a zipper.

Mercenary? I prefer the term "adventure capitalist".

Carrots. Why is there always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots.

Milo: "It's been written in a dialect that no longer exists."
Whitmore: "So it's useless."
Milo: "No, just difficult."

Thatch was crazy as a fruit bat, he was.

Mr. Whitmore does not like to be kept waiting. You will adress him as "Mr. Whitmore" or "Sir". You will stand unless asked to be seated. Keep your sentences short and to the point. Are we clear? And relax. He doesn't bite... often.

Milo: "That's what this is all about, right? Discovery, teamwork, adventure. Unless, maybe you're just in it for the money."
Anna: "Money."
Mrs. Packard: "Money."
Mole: "Money."
Vinny: "I'm gonna say... money."
Milo: "Well, I guess I set myself up for that one."

You've read Darwin. It's called natural selection. We're just helping it along.

You are a scholar, are you not? Judging from your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else.

If you gave back every stolen artifact from a museum, you'd be left with an empty building.

You want to go on an expedition? Here. Take a trolley to the Potomac and jump in. Maybe the cold water will clear your head!

Milo: "That would make you, you know, 8,500-8,800 years old."
Kida: "Yes."
Milo: "Oh, well. Hey, uh, lookin' good!"

"If I ever hear the word 'Atlantis' again, I'll step in front of a bus."
"I'll push you!"

Tell Cookie to melt the butter and break out the bibs. I want this lobster served up on a silver platter.

I consider myself an even-tempered man. It takes a lot to get under my skin. But congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.

We're going to rescue the princess. We're going to save Atlantis. Or we're going to die trying.

Way down below the ocean
Where I wanna be, she may be

The continent of Atlantis was an island
Which lay before the great flood
In the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean
So great an area of land, that from her western shores
Those beautiful sailors journeyed
To the South and the North Americas with ease

We were once a great people. Now we live in ruins. The kings of our past would weep if they could see how far we have fallen.

I didn't say it was the smart thing, but it is the right thing.

This journal is his gift to you, Milo. Atlantis is waiting!

We done a lot of things we're not proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.

Our people live, but our culture is dying. We are like a stone the ocean beats against. With each passing year a little more of us is worn away.

I think we've seen how effective my decisions have been. Let's recap. I lead a band of plundering vandals to the greatest archaeological find in recorded history, thus enabling the kidnap and/or murder of the royal family, not to mention personally delivering the most powerful force known to man into the hands of a mercenary nutcase who's probably gonna sell it to the Kaiser.

Some of you may ask, "Why Atlantis? It's just a myth, isn't it? Pure Fantasy." Well, that is where you'd be wrong. 10,000 years before the Egyptians built the pyramids, Atlantis had electricity, advanced medicine, even the power of flight.

'Bout time someone hit him. I'm just sorry it wasn't me.